AC: "If you’re playing the game Alpaca Evolution, you’re probably asking yourself “WTF?” With this Alpaca Evolution guide we hope to make a little more sense of this strange, but curiously addictive iOS game. The goal of the game is to evolve what starts out as an ordinary alpaca with a special ability into a powerful creature that will resemble something from a nightmare."
WP - "Alpaca Evolution is a massively bizarre new game that can best be described as an evil version of Cow Clicker, sort of. You're Alpaca Zero, a magical alpaca that for no coherent reason has been given the power to absorb other Alpacas in order to increase its own power. Your goal is to simply gain experience levels until you transform from what looks like an ordinary alpaca to some massively evil-looking 90s RPG final boss-esque powerhouse."
I'm at the part where you have to kill angels. So disturbing.