(CriticalIndieGamer) I thought hard about why this was allowed to continue, I asked friends in the industry and the truth is more shocking than you’d imagine. Through hours of research, breaking of codes and some less than ethical hacking it turns out that nearly every major publisher is a tit; an actual disembodied breast.
Ultimate Boob Wars was just the first step down the rabbit hole.
I dug further, got the help of a few friends I could trust and we ventured down together. It appears that the breasts took over sometime around the dawn of the seventh generation (PS3, Xbox 360) and quickly overthrew the high ranking members of Capcom, Ubisoft and Blizzard amongst others. Apparently their self-obsession leaked into the intellectual properties. One developer who wishes to remain anonymous said;
“They kept yelling in that disembodied way, less character, more breast. We argued that the character wasn’t like that but they threatened us. We had to give them perky D-cup breasts or…”
(The interviewee requested the rest not be made public.)