Ghost Of Christmas Future Taunts Children With Visions Of PlayStation 5

Sony PlayStation 5, a 2,048-bit console featuring a 45-Ghz trinary processor, CineReal graphics booster with 2-gig biotexturing, and an RSP connector for 360-degree online-immersion play.

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AllyBhoy821931d ago

Waiting for a pc fanboy to tell us his gaming rig is better,

joe901931d ago

My gaming rig is better.

You can now sleep better tonight.

SeanScythe1931d ago

Wow this is from 2002, so before the PS3 was even announced.

Wni01931d ago

"The horror-action thriller, he said, will be produced in full 10.8 Omneo sound and feature new music from 40 of 2016's hottest skagcore acts, including FU3P, Dredgerous, and Frances Cobain."
Jesus, sounds like dubstep groups.

DeadlyFire1931d ago

I wonder if Star Wars IX Jedi Destiny is really coming. Considering Lucasarts is gone now. :(

I think 2016 has been pushed back to 2018 as well at the earliest.

WeAreLegion1931d ago

Ha. Love The Onion. Sadly, it's the most reliable news source out there right now.

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