Five Ways to Get Excited About GTA IV

NZ Gamer writes: "You may think you're already pretty excited about GTA IV - but you'd be wrong. What we've got here are five full-proof suggestions that'll really get you in the right frame of mind for the launch of the game at the end of the month. Just don't come running to us if/when any or all of these suggestions go horribly wrong.

1. Watch Eastern Promises

With the main antagonist in GTA IV, Niko Bellic, being connected to the Russian Mafia, there are a couple of ways to get into character. The first one is to drink so many Vodka shots that you actually think you can speak fluent Russian, before collapsing into a big pile of Russian Dolls. But the best way is to run out and hire the 2007 movie "Eastern Promises", staring Viggo Mortensen and Naomi Watts."

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SuicidalTendencies5400d ago

I'm down with the strip club suggestion.

NO_PUDding5400d ago

Cyrus, your contributions are alwasy appreciated, but isn't the posting of a GTAIV related article every other minute, enoguh to make us excited?


Iron Man 25400d ago

The best way to get excited about GTA IV is to pre-order the superior PLAYSTATION®3 version of GTA IV,Shane Kim can't wait to play the superior version of GTA IV(PS3) on the superior gaming console(PLAYSTATION®3).


Sir Ken Kutaragi 15399d ago


But if you can't get the SUPERIOR PS3 Version;)
(i'e you own a xBox 360...Er WHY???)
Then PLEASE check your
'Home Insurance Cover'! for 'Fire Damage' or possible DEATH!!! ;-D

AngryTypingGuy5399d ago (Edited 5399d ago )

Sorry you feel that way Shane. Email me in the fall and I'll let you know how much fun the exclusive DLC is, since you'll have no idea.

Oh and Shane, maybe you should wait and look at the game rankings before making a decision. Or then again, maybe you can take Lazlow's advice and get the 360 version (he did play a HUGE part in making the game after all). Bye for now Shane, say hi to Mr. Gates at MS for me :-D

Gazman5400d ago

If you are not excited by now there is something wrong with you, or you are not a GTA fan

Grown Folks Talk5400d ago

I will not get excited no how, no way. I won't get excited on a bus, I won't get excited with Gus. I won't get excited while typing this post, I won't get excited like when my wife watches Ghost. I won't get excited you just wait & see. I won't get excited no matter how many articles on N4G. OU Sooners, 2008 BCS National Champs. You heard it here 1st. BOOMER SOONER!

Grown Folks Talk5400d ago

Soda, Kool Aid, & apple juice. Alcohol is nasty... except Apple Pucker.

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