Top 5 Things To Do While I Wait For GTA Online To Work

Max Level: "If you’re like me, you’ve been anticipating the launch of Grand Theft Auto Online for what seems to be eons now. When Rockstar gave us a 7 am time frame yesterday for their expected “online-unlocking” update, I cried enormous, Shingeki No Kyojin-like tears of joy. For it was almost my time to embark on an epic alternate life of crime; becoming the Michael Corleone of my time in San Andreas. My heart fluttered as the clock slowly crept towards 4 am pacific standard time. I began sweating profusely as I created my character, my new crime kingpin. But as he was spawned and I was taken to the load screen that precedes being launched into GTA Online bliss, I was met with the bane of my morning/afternoon."

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MeatheadMilitia1845d ago

A Magically place, much like Narnia or Tamriel or the Wasteland.

Aleithian1845d ago


You must live in a pretty nice place. My outside magical place is a dense, dirty, polluted, corrupt, and dangerous city. Think I'll stay inside until I move to wherever you're lucky enough to live.

MysticStrummer1845d ago

I am inside with Trevor getting double dances.

Jack_Of_All_Blades1845d ago

I'll stay in with Mr. Raspberry Jam

MrDead1845d ago (Edited 1845d ago )

I went outside once, it was terrifying!!! I had no command prompts, no tutorial, no subtitles and no text reply options when someone was trying to communicate with me.

KillrateOmega1845d ago (Edited 1845d ago )

Who goes outside, you ask?

Well, I don't for sure, but rumors speak of strange men and women with tanned skin who enjoy inhaling this strange gas called 'fresh air' and engaging in 'outdoor activities'.

Sound horrific...

MeatheadMilitia1845d ago

I do not believe these people exist!

yarbie10001845d ago

what resolution is it out there?

STEWIE_PLAY_PS41845d ago

Go to die and heaven see play online without issues

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DBLDeathDealer1845d ago

Between this and BF4, I have not seen outside all day. I wish developers could figure out how to stop these issues.

yamelmegames1845d ago

I couldn't even take part in the BF4 beta today. I tried all the tricks (Time zone, Locale, etc). It's just been a hectic day for devs. I'm going to give it another shot tomorrow and see what happens.

boogey1571845d ago

Glad I did not take off work.

yamelmegames1845d ago

Loving the satire. I mean, I can't believe all the backlash that Rockstar is getting today. I understand that people want to be able to use this amazing feature, but you can't expect for a multi-billion dollar game to launch smoothly -- I can't even tell you how many people were trying to get on today. Problems are expected! We all just need to go with the flow and let Rockstar work out the technical issues. Don't worry, folks. We'll all be robbing each other in no time.

MeatheadMilitia1845d ago

I don't understand why people are going after Rockstar, they even stated, publicly that there were going to be Day one issues.

Aleithian1845d ago

The answer: people are stupid.

That's generally the answer to 9/10 social questions we might ask.

maximus19851845d ago

arsin1000 here and im iching to rob all of you....after gaining your complete trust ofcourse :)

HolyDuck1845d ago (Edited 1845d ago )

I've been playing since it came out, a few issues but never been forced off the game and never been stopped from connecting.

Hopefully it gets resolved soon.

Also, apparently if you're stuck on the first race with "Waiting for players" spamming A on 360 can sort it.

MeatheadMilitia1845d ago

Seems like a lot of people are still having the issue of getting online period.

PsylentKiller1845d ago

I can't even play solo. I get in the car and then I'm booted. They should have released the online at launch. That way they would have had 2 weeks to sort this out and I'd be playing online right now instead of typing this. Back to BF4, I guess.

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