Max Level: "If you’re like me, you’ve been anticipating the launch of Grand Theft Auto Online for what seems to be eons now. When Rockstar gave us a 7 am time frame yesterday for their expected “online-unlocking” update, I cried enormous, Shingeki No Kyojin-like tears of joy. For it was almost my time to embark on an epic alternate life of crime; becoming the Michael Corleone of my time in San Andreas. My heart fluttered as the clock slowly crept towards 4 am pacific standard time. I began sweating profusely as I created my character, my new crime kingpin. But as he was spawned and I was taken to the load screen that precedes being launched into GTA Online bliss, I was met with the bane of my morning/afternoon."