Tales of Xillia Review | NZGamer

NZG - "As hard as it may be to believe, I wasn’t always this way.

If you’ve met me you’ve probably said things like, “What did you say your name was again?” or “Martha, damn your eyes! It’s on the couch again,” but believe it or not, I wasn’t always the forgettable and couch-dwelling paradigm of masculinity you don’t see before you today. Amazingly, I was once a meagre dork - rotund, hairless, and fearful - like an overfed baby vole."

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