Ben Salter of MMGN: I’m sitting on a train just minding my own business as the world rushes past. Quietly shitting my pants.
With nothing but the clothes on my back and a cheap haircut, I have a terrible secret. Out of desperation to threats from the mob, I agreed to take the position of Mayor of Stirls, a lazy town monoplosied by the greedy Nook corporation that, for some reason, is baron of qualified applicants. Its clueless citizens are too enthralled by cherries to realise they are being scammed by a conniving realtor and what I think are his two sons from a scandalous affair.