What If... Xbox One Was A Girl

Xbox One has so many entertainment options to offer you. Oh baby.

[Wizziokid]

"Shut the F*** up Wii no one likes you"

Loved that ending

[iGAM3R-VIII]

LOOOL FUNNIEST VIDEO

Xbox girl: I have a better Idea: first turn me on, then log in to me................then.......w atch TV"

Guy: WTF?!?!!??!

ANd then when they are having fun and this random guy comes and watches and then he says, "sorry, I am Kinect, we don't function without me"

LMFAO funniest video EVER. This sums up the entire Xbox One features and problems

[LOL_WUT]

I like the Wii... Just saying... ;)

[iGAM3R-VIII]

@andmermasonbaba highly unessacary...

[Irishguy95]

Would bang the wii

XD

Creative vid.

[Godmars290]

Got no problem with the Wii.

Especially *THAT* one...

[liquidhalos]

OH MY GOD, i never thought id say this but i want a wii!!

[DaThreats]

lmao, yep!

[IanVanCheese]

yeah embed the video, it's funny stuff and I wanna approve it, but you need to fix it first.

[Blackdeath_663]

not accurate, if XBone was a girl it wouldn't be the one in the video because unlike her the XBone has no curves.

[sashimi]

ohhh snap the Xbone just got burned, someone hurry get it an extended warranty

[Muffins1223]

I fucking lost it with the kinect part

[JoGam]

Im at work in a training class and sneaking to watch this video. I actually laughed outloud on the Kinect part. Lmao.

[o-Sunny-o]

Does laughing always hurt this much? Wow I'm die laughing! ^~^

[EazyC]

It does happen!

Is your username meant to be a reference to the band Sunn-O? I know the frontman! :D

[o-Sunny-o]

I'm Sunny from MGS4 and Rising my picture is Sunny in anime style. ^~^

[Ozmoses]

I already have a female that can turn my television on... It's called a "maid"

Humanizing the Xbox One won't make it any more desirable.

[creatchee]

Oh grow up. It's a COMEDY VIDEO. And a very funny one at that. Why ruin it with your dribble?

[Ozmoses]

how did I ruin it???

I was just saying that humanizing a inanimate object won't change the fact that it is a

"GLORIFIED SOURCE CHANGER"

regardless of how hilarious this video may be.

[liquidhalos]

eerm, its a joke video aimed at pointing fun at the xbox, its not an xbox advert. Ozmoses needs a humor transplant...

[stuna1]

If the Xbox 1 was a girl, she would be the loneliest girl we know.

[CaEsAr-]

HAHAHAHA this is so damn funny XD

http://i41.tinypic.com/dfyo...

[theEx1Le]

Oh god wow that was epic lol

[josephayal]

FacePalm

[SpinalRemains]

Hahah!

Classic.
The hits keep coming.

[solidworm]

The Bone is a girl. Shes a really fat girl who watches TV and sports all day. She hates games unless they are casual kinect shovelware titles. She gets hot cos shes too fat and gets confused all the time about why shes your girlfriend.

[wantonGamer]

Wuhahaha great video, but as hot as the chicks were, popcorn Kinect was the best.

[Garbanjo001]

That's exactly what I've been saying since the reveal.

It's like "Xbox on, watch TV..." I said stuffing a hand in my pants like Al Bundy after a hard days work.

"But don't you want to play some Halo?" asked the voice in the back of my mind.

"No, I want to WATCH Halo."

This video was exactly what I was thinking.

[UNGR]

Out of all the fanboy crap being spewed after the Xbox One reveal I'm so happy somebody got to making genuinely funny videos. This was priceless, also considering getting a Wii.

[Talamak]

They forgot to add the part when she asks for money just to play a used game...

[Ozmoses]

lol I can imagine pop ups and warning boxes that say..

"you have reached game limit, switching back to television"

hahahaha... and MS goes first @ E3.... hahahahaha

Xbox Done!

[mydyingparadiselost]

I'd play with Wii all day long.
Wait, that doesn't quite sound right...

[Majin-vegeta]

What If... Xbox One Was A Girl

A lot of kids would be trying to do this... http://youtu.be/05Y92MBURII

sOrry it was the only video i could find xD.

[Jakens]

^^MS has no comment on their interface at this time, only that it's a work in progress.

[BALLARD32]

If Xbox One was a girl, it'd be Amanda Bynes.

[T3MPL3TON]

What If... Xbox One Was A Girl

She'd look nothing like the girl in the vid.. she'd be some obese ham beast, with a serious complex about watching tv and being on skype and not allowing you to ever buy used games and then she'd throw copies of Halo brand condoms at you non-stop and tell you over and over that they are exclusive to her.. She is your ONE and only... EVER. If you try to leave she'll ban your life.

[Loki86]

So exactly like your pretend girlfriend..

[Inception]

Lol, can't stop laughing. But i definitely will play with the Wii girl all day all night though >:D

[SonyPS4]

A female dog on CoD?

[Roper316]

She would be classified as a upselling prostitue

[muffinbutton]

seems like MS is doing everything but appealing to gamers

[tooCLOSE]

If Xbox One was a girl, that dude would do anything she told him to do, and so would every other nerd.

[Ninjamonkey82]

LMFAO.

[ThePsychoGamer]

Any one else think of Vert from Neptunia when reading the title.

Wish the humor in the Neptunia games could be half as good as in the video.

[Kietz]

Sorry to tell you, Xbox One, but I think your boyfriend may be gay.

[gamerhorizon]

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[PersonMan]

Then I'd be gay.

[patsrule316]

...then I guess the Xbox One wouldn't be able to reach high shelves, and would leave items on the bottom stair waiting for you to take them upstairs?

[PANTHER1030]

The Xbox One would be a transvestite, because I could be interested in insert the disk for play games, but she will only be interested in show her antenna to watch TV.

[SOULJER]

She wouldn't look like that. The girl be a big 300 pound chick. You saw the size of that box. Also that kinect guy would be wearing glasses so thick he could see into your F-ing future.

[Sarobi]

Well I'd definitely play the Wii LOL

[thinktwice]

No wait wii get back here dont leave id love to play with ya! :)

[Smoey]

LOL. Great Vid