So we give it a try. Hoping to jump around on the hot-bed of thriving fanboy fun that has swept over our friends, enemies and online acquaintances. The week’s been booked off, pizza has been ordered in batch and the defibrillator is on standby. Heart failure won’t stop this gaming session. Then you boot it up, play for a few hours and arrive at that awful realisation. This game simply doesn’t love me.