Former special advisor to Capcom, Seth Killian, is still famous in the fighting-game community. That's why he's now a character in the two-button parody game, Divekick. Here's what happened when he challenged our clueless writer.
If I see Shusei Yoshida in a The Last of Us multiplayer match, and I kill him just once, I will announce my retirement from professional TLoU multiplayer gameplay, and keep my record of 0-1. I will then tell my grandchildren that I survived a fungus apocalypse, and that I defeated Sony's Worldwide Studios President.
SKILL!
Haha - "I would now like to take this time to announce my retirement."
BOSS!
Oh man, this is awesome!
He's so dopey looking! I wonder if they made him really strong or what.