The game renowned for being so terrible it was retconned into spinoff status has received a full translation from the guys at Absolute Zero Translations for April Fools Day. No, this is not a joke.
AbyssalChronicles.com: "Ever since the infamous "Next Re-imagination" message that Tales of Innocence R had when the game was finished, a lot of new rumors and (actually sort of sensible) speculations regarding the possible remakes for Tales of the Tempest and Tales of Hearts have popped up. Here's a chronological collection of all the rumors so far, as well as some new ones that might interest you."
I would love to see a localize version of all the Tales games mentioned. ^^
AbyssalChronicles.com: "You've all just seen the report on hints of a Tales of Hearts remake in Tales of Innocence R's hidden dungeon. It looks like that won't be all. One more CG was found in the said hidden dungeon, this time hinting at a possible remake for Tales of the Tempest."
O Absolute Zero, u so funni
Well, they worked so hard on translating it, we might as well suffer through it!