OXM writes: "An Army of One" was a recruiting slogan for the US military for many years. That was until someone suggested it was contrary to the idea of teamwork. I guess either they missed the point, or it was just too hard to credit people with a little intelligence.
While Army of Two falls short of insulting your intelligence, it's also one of the most laughably adolescent depictions of war you're likely to experience. Rios and Salem are heroes so faceless that it doesn't matter that they wear iron masks throughout the game. And when you throw in a seemingly endless number of cookie-cutter Iraqi and Somali insurgents who can't wait to throw themselves into the meat-grinder, the game is at risk of leaving a bit of a bad taste.