An alien walks into a bar. No, seriously, that’s how the game begins. An alien walks into a bar where a band named Machete are playing a gig, then due to production costs, or perhaps the developer being late for his dinner and forgetting to flesh out a key part of the story, the next thing we see is the bar completely empty with three guys wondering where all their gear has gone and a body of a fourth mysteriously slumped in the corner. Now this may only be an iOS title and not the next blockbuster hit from Christopher Nolan, but their term ‘Plot Hole’ springs to mind. Did the alien fancy starting his own rock band and not have enough money to buy instruments? It’s a fair question to ask.
TouchGen: Here’s a great joke: An alien walks into a bar. In this bar, a band named Machete are playing a gig. The next thing we see is the place completely empty with three guys wondering where all their gear has gone and a body of a fourth mysteriously slumped in the corner. Ha! Hilarious! Hahaha. Ha…no.
148apps: Take My Machete offers plenty of charm to a well trodden genre, it just lacks tight and accurate controls.
GameZebo: The funny thing about aliens is that we, the human race, have come up with this idea of what they look like, based on absolutely no evidence whatsoever - merely a concept passed through the ages. You can imagine that if we finally do meet beings from another place, they're going to catch us completely off guard by looking nothing like what we thought they would.
