Pocket Gamer: Tanks. They should be amazing fun in video games, what with all the rolling around and the shell-blasting and the explosions.
But all too often they're a drag. Touch Battle Tank 3D is a case in point - it's a tank-on-tank battler that's way too simplistic and dull to be worth bothering with.
GamesAsylum rounds-up what's out this week. It's another download only week, mind.
As 2013 slowly cranks into gear, Nintendo of Europe has released details of what Europeans can expect in this week's download update. It's another week with no additions on the Wii U eShop, but the 3DS, DSi and Wii equivalents all have some content to consider. Is any of it going to get your year started with a bang?
"I can just see the developers talking this game into braving the scary videogame market by repeatedly yelling, 'Just be yourself.' What bad advice that turned out to be. Touch Battle Tank 3D uses this bestowed motto of assurance as a clutch to justify unjustified contentment in its abilities, and in a spirit of ignorance, there's an added refusal to harness a theme, unique selling point, or really anything that could give this deadweight of a game some lift. Instead of prevailing under such arguable circumstances, Touch Battle Tank 3D gets off to a bad start from which it can never recover." -- Wiiloveit.com
