Is Dead or Alive Sexist? Or Is It Actually Me?

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"Like many people, I spent the final nights before International Mayan Apocalypse Day, studying footage of the Dead or Alive girls on YouTube. And as I carefully analyzed said footage, a thought came to mind and wouldn’t go away; it was: “I’m not sure what it is, but I just can’t help but feel that there’s something sexist about these games.”

At the end of 2012, I wasn’t exactly an expert on this subject, sexism. But now, in 2013, after many nights of studying YouTube commentary, I am definitely an expert. And I have concluded that the Dead or Alive series is indeed as sexist as (must think of brilliant simile!) your mom.

Now, before you complain about my amazing conclusion, please keep reading, because I managed to secure an imaginary interview with Tecmo’s Lead Attorney of Legal Stuff, Mr. Bukkake Sushimi Pikachu; you see, I wanted to give his corporation a chance to not actually defend itself..."


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LackTrue4K2926d ago

That image!!!! ^_^
(I'm an ass man)

GreenRanger2926d ago (Edited 2926d ago )

An ass man, eh?
Get a load of the cheeks on this one.

LackTrue4K2926d ago (Edited 2926d ago )

That reminded me of the donkey show in Tijuana.

Bimkoblerutso2926d ago

....kinda reminded me of James Carville's face, to be honest...

eZJrg6ur2925d ago

Aahahaha, what has been seen can never been unseen.

poo3429472947922926d ago

virtual booty ohhhhh ya pass the wd-40 lol

ExCest2926d ago

I can't even imagine why you'd need some WD40... I don't... I just don't

Perjoss2925d ago

Damn, you're on some next level shiz, lotion? pah!

Timesplitter142926d ago

Showing the human body is not sexist. Stop living in the stone age, people.

NegativeCreep4272926d ago (Edited 2926d ago )

whom deep down only bitch and complain about these things because they never in their entire lives could get attention from men like attractive women do.

Perjoss2925d ago (Edited 2925d ago )

Ever notice how (mostly) people that get offended by sexy naked ladies are fully clothed not so sexy ladies?

@ NegativeCreep427
didn't see your comment, heh, you beat me to it.

Inception2926d ago (Edited 2926d ago )

WTF with this sexism articles? They showed up like zombies!

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