"The House of the Dead 2 & 3 Return released for the Nintendo Wii on March 11, 2008. The game was published by Sega, and it received an ESRB rating of "MATURE" with "Blood and Gore, Violence" listed as content for gamers and parents to be aware of.
How many hours of gameplay can you expect battling the undead in The House of the Dead 2 & 3 Return if you haven't played it? How many U.S. Wii owners have reported playing the game, and how many hours have they reported playing it since the game released over 4 years ago? Brew yourself some coffee, and let's take a look!", writes CoffeeWithGames.
Kevin of Paranerds writes: "Awwwwwwwwoooooooo…that was the sound of a wolf and/or coyote howling in the distance. Why? Because it’s that season again. Hallowe’en, the best unpaid holiday ever. We’ve seen the Top Ten Startling/Disturbing/Scary Games, Top Ten Scary Moments in Non-Scary Games, Top Ten Creepiest Silent Hill Monsters and Top Ten Creepy Things in Gaming and after all this time we never looked at the characters in the game but rather always the genre. This isn’t about what makes a game scary it’s about Halloween’s best character…Zombies. Why zombies? Well, Zombies for some reason Zombies are big now, and I may have had my time in Toronto Zombie Walks in the past, so we love us some Zombies and know a thing or two about them. And why do we love Zombies? Because they’re a bloody good time and you don’t have to feel bad about killing them. They’re just bags of blood ready to be explodededed. So let’s take a look of the games that have you fighting on hordes of Zombies, this is the Top Ten Zombie Massacre Games. "
"Some people can’t act worth a damn (except for Andrew, he was a theater kid in high school).
This is especially true in the realm of videogames, particularly in the 90s, where the idea of real voices permeating through our TV speakers as we played was a sight to behold. The reasoning behind bad acting in games can be a bevy of things: budget constraints, poor writing/localization or unqualified actors. Even fantastic voice actors like Paul Eiding (of Metal Gear Solid fame) can’t shine if the quality of the writing is cringe-worthy.
Even so, bad game dialogue can be a blessing in that it can create some of the most unintentionally hilarious moments while one plays. Love it or hate it, games have it in spades, and so we’d like to share some of that cheese with you.
Please feel free to leave your own favorite example of awful game dialogue and/or voice acting on the comments section of our page."
- Pixelitis Staff
I remember playing the Cursed Crusade demo and came across this gem "But Milord, they rain arrows down upon us like a pissing cow."
Aw man, I saw the RE photo and expected a line from there. I can't remember but I remember odd pauses when he talked to Jill about the lockpick
That's hilarious, when I read the Title and intro, the first game that popped into my head was Castlevania: SOTN. Then what do you know, it was the first game in the article.
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