It's all too trendy to rag on the rich. These days, you can't make a buck without some hippie getting their dreadlocks in a knot over “economic disparity” or whatever socialist jargon they picked up at the local organic market. And the worst part? That gold digging Mario keeps collecting coins and murdering animals with nary a scratch to his do-gooder reputation. Go on, take a good long look at our New Super Mario Bros. 2 review and tell us he's no less money-hungry than those fat cats on Wall Street.