"Your one-stop-shop for self-indulgence, rage tantrums, and xenophobia is coming to town again, so be sure to stock up because you never know when another visit will come out of our asses. Mike hasn’t played anything but FFXI since our last show, Brian is still stuck on Vice City, and Eric hasn’t touched a controller at all, but thankfully the team over at OUYA has given us quite a bit to consider. Like “Is Canabalt in HD with a controller what I’ve been waiting for all my life?” And “Where do controllers come from?” You will leave a different person than when you entered. Smarter. Faster. Taller, even."