Localized Misery: Being Denied by the Language Barrier

A momentary lapse of cynicism from Clint as he praises Xenoblade Chronicles, then promptly returns to his normal state of mind when reminded of another stellar game still imprisoned in the East:

In an unwarranted professional first and a shining testament to my own pivotal personal growth I'd like to start this week's article on an optimistically positive note. I'm also attempting to set a peerless record for the most excessive amount of p words used in a single paragraph so hopefully this will polish off two predatory aves with a single stone projectile. These feelings of jubilation and joy are undiscovered territory for me so I hope you'll bear with me if I descend into the realm of the euphoric maudlin. First and foremost, a hearty and heartfelt display of sincere gratitude must be extended toward Operation Rainfall for their tireless campaign to demand localization of three amazing current console generation games that may have never seen the light in our cruel, uncaring hemisphere. They've still got one game to go but playing a key role in convincing various companies to take the plunge on two of these critically lauded risky ventures is an impressive feat.