The Fantastic Neighborhood crew goes back in time. With Pitbull. After clearing up some snafus from last week’s show, they dive right in to Consumption Junction: Just Cause, Just Cause 2, Virtua Fighter 5, and Oscura. Then they rhyme Kodak with Kodak as they tear doen Mr. Three-Oh-Five's contribution to Men in Black 3. Then they finish up by commiserating about how horrible Alone in the Dark (2008) still is. Game Club in two weeks is Amnesia: The Dark Descent.
The new Alone in the Dark remake doesn't do anything especially noteworthy, but that doesn't mean it's bad. It's just... cromulent.
The original Alone in the Dark - hailing all the way back from 1992 - is re-imagined with Unreal Engine 4. The story and puzzle elements are dramatically overhauled, where PS5, Series X and S strive for 60fps gameplay in a decent performance mode. However there are technical rough points to this release which detract from what could be a much better game.
series S performance mode, 800x450p - 1600-900p
so NEVER hits 1080, and goes as low as a ps2.
this consoles dead to me
"Alone in the Dark (2024) squanders a thick atmosphere by playing it safe - a missed opportunity to resurrect a seminal title in the survival horror canon."
- Stuart Cullen, TechStomper
Is anyone surprised? It's looked bad the entire time and only apologists say nice things about it.