4Player-"Sometimes I need a challenge, like a hunky 28-year old who hangs out at local cougar bars. Max Payne sure is one hell of a short straw to pull. This though, …this is an occasion, the kind I typically celebrate with an empty litter and cramped controller-hands. I was surprised the options menu didn’t blow me for having such big balls. That would have made these pills a hell of a lot easier to swallow."