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Have you ever heard of Coretta Kelly? You’ve probably heard her voice before, as she is the news anchor working for Strohmann News. Many players are used to getting the latest information from her. Recently, a copy of her news segment “All you need to know” was leaked and Helldivers 2 players were left confused, and curious. Last we heard, Coretta received the news of this leak calmly and professionally.
All You Need to Know With Corretta Kelly
Nowadays with all the amazing technology, it’s easy to stumble upon a fake or fan-made video and confuse it with the real deal. So, take everything you hear in the video with a grain of salt (especially the Perfect Meat). One devoted Helldiver, Asunderknight, shared the leaked and possibly unfinished video with the community.
The first thing that Ms. Kelly reveals in this video is that Super Earth’s finest geneticists have created a chicken-cow-pig hybrid. They subtly named the creature “Perfect Meat”.
In other news, she noted: “Colonies call for more workers as mysterious disappearances increase”. Thankfully, though, the Ministry of Expansion was up to the task and they conscripted additional volunteers.
Finishing on a high note, Ms. Kelly revealed that a 12-year-old poet has written the 384th verse for the immortal classic Ode to Super Earth. This little prodigy decided to rhyme the words Liberty and Artillery. The only question we have is: how did no one come up with that rhyme for the first 383 verses? Sounds like treason to us.
Helldivers 2 Players Have Concerns Over the Leaked Content
Well, as you may have expected, Helldivers 2 players had very strong opinions about the leaked “All you need to know” segment. Even though many celebrated the young poet and the creation of Super Meat, the majority of players were quite concerned about the missing volunteers.
One player, SpacemanSpiff246, insisted: “They can’t keep leading us on with these missing colonists! When are we gonna do something about it?”. Helldivers being Helldivers, they were ready to share their theories.
SleepyBoy- suggested: “Next Warbond, probably. I theorize it will be themed after colonists/frontiersmen. There’s been a lever-action rifle in the files for ages, as well as some dune-themed weapons. We’re likely getting Helldiver cowboys in a Terminid-themed pass”.
Of course, the Illuminate are always the solution for some players. Parzival_2992 noted: “Could be the Illuminate, Though this is only my guess, The Ministry of Truth has yet to confirm or deny that though”.
We just hope that Ms. Kelly won’t get into too much trouble, or Liberty forbid, lose her job over this scandalous leak. Until we know more, you’ll find us on a defense mission for the Major Order. We know the bugdivers are doing their part, but the bot front needs some help. Let’s fight side by side for the DSS. And, of course, for Liberty and Super Earth.