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Um, did the devs just sneakily announce the next update? As you probably know, there hasn’t been a patch, let alone an update, for a long while. Earlier this week, the players were disappointed when the CEO confirmed an update wouldn’t drop just yet. However, it isn’t all bad news! A Warbond will be announced on May 8, and the devs may have kind of teased a new melee weapon. Well, the Helldivers 2 developers have just announced a huge Singularity Party, and the player base is already convinced that this party is a cover for an update.
What Is the Singularity Party?
If you aren’t up to date on the lore, back in June 2024, Super Earth destroyed Meridia and created a black hole. At some point, the black hole turned into a wormhole, also known as the Meridian Singularity. The Illuminate somehow managed to fuel the Singularity, and the idea was for it to destroy Super Earth. It destroyed Angel’s Venture, Moradesh, and Ivis on its route to Super Earth, but Helldivers have finally managed to stop it during the previous Major Order.
Well, the devs decided to throw a huge celebration to mark the occasion. On April 30, they made an exciting announcement on the official X account.
They noted: “Thanks to the relentless efforts of the Helldivers, the Meridian Singularity has been halted, and it’s time for an official celebration for all citizens*! Spend some unforgettable moments at Free Springs Retreat, Widow’s Harbor, and party in the light of Singularity. Drinks. Rations. Live Performances. More talent to be deployed. *Capacity is limited, attendance is invite-only. Invites have been delivered to select Class A citizens”.
Of course, the devs made an invitation of sorts, as well! The Singularity Party will take place at Free Springs, on Widow’s Harbor, on May 13. It supposedly starts at 3:00 and lasts until 10:00. However, we have a feeling that it could be a whole day affair. DJ Guard Dawg will be in charge, and the whole shebang is sponsored by Eagle Sweat, a Taste of Freedom, Bug Fest, and the Trustor Bank.
Helldivers Think the Update Will Drop During the Singularity Party
Hm, is this the first part we’ve seen so far? Well, the Helldivers 2 community is quite suspicious of the Singularity Party, especially since it falls on a Tuesday, which is usually the update day. Naturally, the players shared their theories and expectations.
One player noted: “I have a feeling that we’ll need to bring a few strategems to the party”. Another player added: “How to tell me the Illuminate will appear right on Super Earth without telling me the Illuminate will appear right on Super Earth”.
Electronic_Day5021 stated: “The Warbond trailer comes out on the Thursday before hand, so the Warbond is releasing that week, they have to update the game before adding Warbonds, but Arrowhead seems unwilling to update until the next content update….I WANT TO BELIEVE”.
So, dear Helldiver, get ready. It’s time to take care of all the other threats before May 13, so that we can enjoy the party, which, um, no one will interrupt. Join us on Achernar Secundus, let’s complete the current Major Order. For Liberty and Super Earth.