Ashley Field writes:
''Emergency Mayhem is just about the most fitting name for a game that I have ever had the dubious honor of hearing. Do you recall, perhaps, when you were tiny, insane, and easily amused? Do you remember the barrels of toys that your parents would give you in the misguided attempt to get you to shut up for more than five seconds at a time? Those toys, however, were a mistake. They had buttons, and wheels, and things for our tiny hands to pull. And, happily for us, ever gadget, doohicky, and shiny thing we touched on those bloated toys from hell made the most high-pitched, annoying racket that man has ever had to suffer through. I give you Emergency Mayhem.''
