So, uh, here it is in all its glory.
Nintendo Life: Earlier this year, DSiWare had the misfortune of becoming home to Chuck E. Cheese's Arcade Room. A joyless collection of five dull mini-games and additional gimmicks such as achievements and an outfit customisation feature, the game was a disappointment in nearly every possible way.
"If one was to ignore the brand attachment in the title and focus solely on the 'Alien Defense Force' part of the name, you might think back to something along the lines of the time-tested Missile Command, perhaps expecting this is one of those kids games that will allude to, closely emulate, or attempt to modernize a classic for a new generation of young hopefuls. In actuality, the game isn't bent on doing any of these things, instead satisfied with a functionality that denotes a very dry level of thought." -- Wiiloveit.com
