|Joined||21 Aug 2008 ( 3286d ago )|
|Last seen||17d ago|
|Birthday||21 May (273d left)|
I will one day make games so great that you push away your horny girlfriend just to continue playing. If you're weak and can't resist the temptation of the carnal pleasures, at least keep the sexy-fun-times for loading screens. Don't look at me like that, I know they're long enough for you. And they aren't long. I also write, make movies and generally go about entertaining the world with my startling ability to form sentences which make people laugh. Penis. Even when they hate themselves or it. I don't need respect, I need people to forget their worries for a few seconds while they marvel at my genius, hilarity, stupidity, childishness, crudeness, blatant disregard for speling and a grammaer or any permutation of the above. Write me a message.