Surely this acquisition means that ISPs will magically provide unlimited bandwith; 3G will somehow become fast enough to effortlessly stream high-quality, artefactless video with little to no latency; you name it.
Indeed, damn them women for forcing their bigotry down our throats! And let this current present be held as example of our fatal mistake when we allowed women to vote.
Truly, our hajji buddies were on the right track compared to us, at least when women it regards...
