It had to wait until 'dirty' before I jumped in :)
'From up her skirt, comes a 12 inch plectrum - that she rams, with force, inside my rectum.' The Guilty Gear one made spit my coffee out...
Love those - that Resident Evil one is particularly clever, and the Nier one too. Not laughed so hard in ages. :)
Voted. That Adachi Tee is god-like.
Yeah, he says 'sexist' (in inverted commas) - he's basically saying, he's not sexist at all. Have you seen this guys other articles - like 'Sexy Games For Perverts'? It's a pretty safe bet he knows this already! lol
Holy shit - that was... kind of intense.
This list is amazing. Haven't laughed so much in ages! :)
Just bought this, this morning. Time to do some serious holding hands. ;)
Press X to poop. XD
I'm not shamed to admit it - I completely approve of this article.
I was going to pick up Alien Isolation instead, but seriously considering changing my mind now. Regardless, that's two excellent 'proper' survival horrors on the cards - which is n bad thing.
That's one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen :)
Nice list. I do love PD Orta - but I think both Sin and Punishment games are my favourite rail shooters of all time. Nice to see Killer 7 and TxK on that list too, also Panorama Cotton! Awesome!
This is precisely why I'm going for Alien Isolation.
As much as I'd like to see Mikami come good with Evil Within my heart is leaning towards Alien Isolation. SOMEONE has to make a decent Alien game, surely!
This is looking very nice like a cross between Last Remnant and Valkyria Chronicles
Looks nice - battle system looks interesting from those screens. Formation based?
I agree with a lot of the points here. There is way too much 'functional' games writing.
I lost it at "It feels good to look at a well trimmed bush" :)
Hahah, I got The Shooter! Some of the descriptions in those are just so, so funny. Especially the Wii Mum one! Would probably have been better to link to the gallery for this? http://www.ricedigital.co.u...
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