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What a joke. this gets a 9.5 while Horizon got a 7 shows how much this guy knows about games. Hope the EA cheque was worth it.

189d ago 21 agree6 disagreeView comment

Yeah its the zelda bump. Even a trashy game like Phantom Hour Glass has a 9 all because its Zelda. BOTW is not a 97 it suffers from.

-Weak GFX
-A barren open world
-Terrible boss fights
-Terrible real dungeons(not shrines)
-Inventory management is trash
-Melee combat is very shallow
-Enemies become very easy after a few hours(outside of Lynels)
-Horrible story/ending
-Terrible voice acting

192d ago 15 agree8 disagreeView comment

He triggered GAF so hard and now all of them are giving each other hand jobs in the thread on a job well done. So much for the tolerant left either you are with us or we will destroy you. All over a dumb joke my god everything is sexist these days i bet if a comedian made the joke nobody would bitch about it, or if he made a joke about white men.

195d ago 161 agree15 disagreeView comment

Seems like Jimmy boy lost his nostalgia goggles and actually reviewed the game and looked at its faults. Unlike the rest that just go hey its zelda 10/10.

196d ago 17 agree5 disagreeView comment

its a standalone game. If you do have the season pass tho before this was announced you get the game for free as compensation.

199d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

I never say this for any game but please DLC. Also i want a Kojima Guerilla colaboration where Kojima and his team design a robot that gets in the game.

203d ago 8 agree1 disagreeView comment

They published the individual retailer list. It seems to be doing much better then people expected.

203d ago 19 agree1 disagreeView comment

Also seems to be doing rly well in Japan and might sell 150K+ units there in the first week its tracking above Zelda.

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This was obvious from the start. At E3 the reviewers already made up their mind to give this a 10 cause hey its Zelda.

I like that certain reviewers deducted points from Horizon for bad human AI but then Zelda gets a free pass on this cause every enemy in the game is dumb as shit like you can just throw bombs at em from above and they stand still and do nothing, hell you can stand in front of em and do this and they will stand still and take it. Where other franchises get ...

205d ago 47 agree6 disagreeView comment

Nintendo: Turn off all your other devices including your phone u use for voice chat.
Me: Sure...

This thing is so rushed to the market its hilarious.

205d ago 7 agree0 disagreeView comment

Zelda was always gonna review high even if it was straight up dog shit(Phantom Hourglass) the AI in this game looks fucking crap like no enemy has proper AI the world is empty the story is shit and the GFX look early PS3 and it still runs like shit. But its Zelda! 10/10 ignore every flaw and give it a 10.

206d ago 12 agree4 disagreeView comment

Pretty much zelda always gets a free pass from the media how else does a piece of shit like phantom hourglass get a 90.

207d ago 7 agree12 disagreeView comment

Atleast this guy finished the game and did his job unlike his co worker.

207d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Its most likely not going to be the title.

212d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

You have to use your imagination cause the game looks last gen, jaggies galore blurry textures list goes on and on.

212d ago 6 agree18 disagreeView comment

Games media in a nutshell. I mean they gave Skyward Sword and GTAIV 10s as well.

212d ago 14 agree22 disagreeView comment
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Meh Zelda was going to get a 10 on name alone, its nostalgia goggles i mean they even gave Skyward Sword a 10. Reviewers aren't critical of Zelda games they over look obvious flaws like the game looking like a PS2 game or that framerate drops into the teens.

212d ago 54 agree56 disagreeView comment