Oui #1.1

Yes it is a joke.

Given how it's claimed Taylor Lautner is perfect because of his experience in Sharkboy and Lavagirl, and how Michael Caine is ideal for uttering "'I never asked for this' as he crouches around crates and exacerbates arthritis in his joints" we thought it was pretty obvious. #10.1

I like how Michael Caine didn't merit a mention. You obviously gave it a thorough reading. #6.1

Nope. There is no official way to do this. Only unofficial ways which potentially void your warranty or damage your hard drive. #2.1.1

You know, I think you're right. First thing tomorrow morning, I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head. #5.1

Hopefully the rumour "you break the speed limit, you'll be chased" is just that #3.1

Well hot dog! It's like we read your mind! http://n4g.com/news/1118504... #2.1

An ideal list of perfect games to play would probably be a little samey and indie, full of point and click titles with whistful soundtracks. This list is an attempt at balance between what's ideal and what's (hopefully) readily at hand. Plus, all of these have undergone rigorous testing while nursing a sore head. Flower's perfect though, yeah. #1.1

Very true, but we wanted to focus more on games which offer a single-player Axis campaign, as quite a few allow us to play as them online. #2

How was GTA Vice City a prequel? Surely it has no real impact on any other game in the franchise with the exception of Vice City Stories which was a prequel. #12.1

Honestly do agree - but for our first post on N4G figured it was a case of reeling people in as they think "well I bet I'VE played them". But yeah, in future it's something to be rectified. #2.1