Fatty (User)

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My massive gut tells me she has been in the game from the start, just locked behind a paywall. #1.1.2
12d ago by Fatty | View comment
Fatty's a big WWE fan, has enjoyed the games even when they didn't change much from year to year, but this year's offering got features cut more times than if I had a lap band and lipo at the same time. People are better off just replaying WWE 13 or 14 instead. I haven't been this disappointed since Golden Corral kicked me out after 10 hours; I did not have all I could eat, dammit. #3
12d ago by Fatty | View comment
I think me and my supercharged rascal scooter would make a wonderful addition to the next Gran Turismo OR Grand Theft Auto.

Even more importantly, with the graphical power of the current consoles, there are finally enough polygons to do justice to my rotund glory. #5
54d ago by Fatty | View comment
"Billy, this game has been in the family for 6 generations, waiting for the moment when it can be played once more. You, Billy, are the one who will finally play it."

"Thanks Grandpa, I'll make the family proud!"

"I know you will."

*plays as Palutena*

"Dammit Billy" #1.1
56d ago by Fatty | View comment
Oh poop, that means my great-great-great-great-great- great-great grandchildren (our family is short-lived due to obvious reasons: gorilla attacks) won't be able to play my gravy-stained copy someday. #6
56d ago by Fatty | View comment
Kill hundreds of people in a game = super fun
Kill an animal in a game = super backlash

Good to know.

I resemble a beached whale, so if I get in a game I'm probably safe. #6
60d ago by Fatty | View comment
Pfft, me and Dominos have a running deal where they deliver 10 deep dish pies through the slot in my double-wide door and I don't sue them for what their pizza grease does to my floors and septic system. I think we do well by each other. #10
60d ago by Fatty | View comment
It's still selling gangbusters (and with good reason(s) that are only going to keep coming in the future). If I was in charge at Sony, I wouldn't be dropping the price for a long while. #26
65d ago by Fatty | View comment
Ol' Fatty's on his 3rd liver and probably can't finagle a way back onto the list for a new one. Sounds like a great 20 minutes, though. #1.6
65d ago by Fatty | View comment
Gamers have accepted feminism, in that 99.9% of gamers believe that women should (and by most gamers are) equally welcomed in the community.

Just because a girl in a game is attractive does not make it sexist.

Simply having a male lead character does not make the game sexist.

Just because a male gamer disagrees with a feminist critic does not make them a misogynist.

Yet we still don't see the gaming media understand th... #13
67d ago by Fatty | View comment
It warms my poorly-circulated ankles (curse you diabetes) to see KOTOR at the top of the list, and also to see some love for the Super Star Wars series... it may have taken some serious liberties with the franchise, but those boss battles were pretty epic. #7
68d ago by Fatty | View comment
The first time I saw it I had 2 concurrent heart attacks. I can't recall what game it was for, though. I think it was some offroad game with a Jeep and a Bronco. Not really a big loss to have not been able to play right then, but still. #7.1
69d ago by Fatty | View comment
Old cholesterol-ridden Fatty's big ones were always the disc read error from my fat PS2 (still have it with the hard drive inside... not that I ever used it) and my original PS1 overheating after a few hours of play.

Also why no classic "no free slots" on your only memory card? It was harder to decide between a king-sized chocolate milkshake or malt on which progress file was no longer worthy of staying on that card. #12
69d ago by Fatty | View comment
It's been my very favorite Zelda game ever since the first time I played it, which was about 4 triple-bypasses ago. I fired it up last year and played it all the way through again. It still holds up as a great game. #5
73d ago by Fatty | View comment
If Bayonetta was a man, it'd get an even lower score than me at a beauty pagent because the developers "should have used a powerful woman character instead of perpetuating the patriarchy".

Polygon: Winners of the best "You Can't Win Theater" productions 3 years in a row. #1.3.2
75d ago by Fatty | View comment
Very well said; I'd give you more bubbles than I have in my Double Big Gulp cup of Pepsi if I could. #3.3
75d ago by Fatty | View comment
In the newest production of Polygon's famous "You Can't Win Theater", Polygon wants more female characters in games, but not if they're attractive/sexy.

Meanwhile, they'll punish developers who may have a Metacritic score-based bonus payment because the character model wasn't what they wanted.

Polygon is an absolute joke, and shows why gamers are disgusted with so much of gaming journalism. #19
75d ago by Fatty | View comment
I have a Cheeto lodged in my frontal lobe so I might be misinterpreting your comment. Could you clarify what you meant? I'm reading it as if I don't buy it (and all of us gamers follow suit), then they'll stop making the entire series? I just want to make sure we're on the same page of the takeout menu. #7.1.1
76d ago by Fatty | View comment
As always, the best way to send a message is to speak with your wallet. If you disapprove of a developer or publisher's choices, then don't buy the game.

We don't have to buy things we don't feel like supporting... unlike those size XXXXL sweatpants my District Court says I have to wear if I want to ride outside rather than my beautiful floral-print muumuu. #7
76d ago by Fatty | View comment
This article has such a ridiculous premise and poorly argued, I had 4 aneurysms, two heart attacks, and finally lost my other foot to diabetes. I am less of a person from having read this piece of pseudo-intellectual garbage. #13
85d ago by Fatty | View comment
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