I have more than one account XD Hey "me" :D
On a more serious note....the new trophy system looks amazing. I cant wait to get home and download it, after I've finished transfering £10,000,000 from my account to Kotaku for the rent boys they keep sending me over.
SONY, PLEASE GIVE ME A JOB! LET ME JUMP OUT!
This is not in development as of yet. I can exclusivly reveal on N4G that Gears of War 1.5 will be the sequel to Gears of War 1.1!
Same faces, no story, and 5V5 online! What more could my proud xbox fans want?
(MGS4)
Hey! How did you know? :( Oh noesss, teh secretz are out. I love men, which is why I made two games full of big strong men. Boo hoo.
This is my one and only account guys. The Cliff doesnt know how to make a second account, just like I don't know how to make a second decent game :(
Glad to see someone finishing my first game in under an hour :D My retarded wife managed to finish it in under 45secs.
nice cuppa, I think you might be right :( Shall I join Sony? That will sort my life out.
looks better than the entire first hour of Gears of War 1.
I may have to infiltrate Sony and see how they are coming up with these quality updates, when I cant even make a half decent sequel to a sub-par game :(
talk out of my ass for too long. Don;t listen to this kidz, I was still drunk from the night before, when I finished MGS4 for the eighth time with a bottle of whiskey, only wishing that one of my games was a fifth of the brilliance of the game I was playing.
:'(
I know lol sorryz. I can't think past the whole 5v5 thing. It's quite pathetic, but then again, so am I.
dont forget the rubbish that I have produced too!
Story spoilers? I didn't make a story for the first game, and i certainly wont be making a story for the second one.
my fellow M$ employee!
PS we both suck donkey nuts.
"Simply put, not owning LittleBigPlanet and being a PlayStation 3 owner should be a crime against, well...something. Media Molecule has created a game that'll go down in videogame history as one of the best gaming achievements ever."
I wish Gears of Bore would be remembered for something as good as this :(
LBP IS GOING TO KICK ASS
I love Greeny! He reassured me that both of my games were uber l337 lol.
He was wrong :( WHY CANT I MAKE A GOOD GAME??! :'( *sad*
360 RROD too? Mine did :( I tried to max out the graphics on Greys of Bore 1.1 (about a third of the quality of MGS4), and it just blew up like a lemonade bottle being shaken too much! Oh well.
One day I will jump out and it will all be good.
And I made the game :( I'm such a retard. If only I was a tenth of the brilliance that is Hideo Kojima, then maybe Queers of Bore 1.1 may have been a decent game. But its not. Neither is its prequel.
Wow, this single post by me has more story than QoB1!
I <3 Solid Snake
It will be better than Gears of Bore 1.1
Hopefully this won't suck as much as the first one. And hopefully it wont suck as much as the games I make, as I am a sad loser who secretly wants to have fleshy fun with Hideo Kojima.
Now no one will play my new game :(
psssst....GoW2 (GoW1.1 is rubbish anyway XD)
Everyone go and play LBP, its better than anything I could even dream of. Home will crush 360 with a swift swipe to its inbred face.
It couldnt have gotten any fatter! Pity it wont play GoW2 :( nooeeesss
Oh well, theres always Metal Gear Solid 4
Now why didn't I think of that when creating Tears of Bore 1?
Exclusive - Gears of Snore 3 (aka 1.5) will be a sidescrolling version of MGS4. Thats right, it will be amazing! It will be just one level in LBP and people will love me for it.
Please dont play GoB1.1, I dont like it myself lol and I made it!