How's she cuttin'?

christian hour

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So did nobody else pick up immediately within the first line that this was a humor article?! Because reading the comments... it doesn't seem that way.

3d ago 0 agree8 disagreeView comment

The glory day of demos! I played the funk out of the RE2 demo with RE:DC as well, and the syphone filter, tenchu, mgs ones :) And the nightmare Creatures demo! I got a full 6 months out of that one!!

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If you've been following no mans sky closely at all, You'd know Sean Murray is keeping a lot closeto his chest and is not a fan of the media and info blowouts most AAA games go with in the industry today (he often harks back to the good old days when most times all we had to go off of was the box art and a blurb on the back when buying a game), so the lack of a build up campaign shouldn't worry anybody. It's the reason nearly all of the demonstr...

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Keep in mind the comparison shown is HEAVILY compressed, like very near the lowest form of jpeg compression, which kinda made the comparison pointless in my eyes. You can see they finally added in proper lighting which was almost completely absent from the beta, but you can't really see HOW much of an improvement it is due to the horrendous compression on the image. Like, it's stupid bad, artifacting all over the damn place.

I'm also so confused why they even ca...

16d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

How did this get approved? It has nothing to do with videogames.

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If this is just a HD port, then I'll pass. That would basically just be the pc version on high settings which you can run easily on a 150 euro cheap ass PC (like I did when my paents bought that glorified netbook stapled to the inside of a PC tower)

17d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

You can turn it on by gently caressing it and telling it what a big strong man it is, or just flash some skin #lifehack

22d ago 8 agree1 disagreeView comment

The story is from may 26th, before the delay was confirmed. So at the time of this articles publication, the headline is correct. However the headline could do with an update on the n4g side of things since it showed up here many days too late.

23d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

He freaking loved Portal as well :)

I dunno if he still has links up on his site but Yahtzee made some point and click adventure games in his teens and early twenties, check em out.

My favourite part of Zero Punctuation is reading the rabid defensive comments from people who don't get what zero punctuation is all about. It's pointing out a games short comings in an overtly hyperbolic fashion. Don't take it to heart :P

29d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Dark Forces 2; Jedi Knight and it's expansion packs were the first star wars games where I felt like an actual jedi, stealing storm troopers guns with the force right out of their hands, epic lightsaber battles and deflecting blaster shots, force pushing, lightning and choking, and a dark/light morality slider that would change live action ctscenes and the ending... Very few star wars games have done it as well as that, If you played it today for the first time it might not have that same...

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It would be an oversell if that wasn't the case but, we've been shown time and time again this game is gigantic(not EXACTLY infinite, finite on a galactic scale, but definitely infinite in a human lifespan kinda way)

29d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Delayed yet again? This is the first delay since we were given a solid release date. Before that all we had was Holiday 2015 and that release was given in 2013 and never touched on again.

I'm sick of seeing the same statements over and over again despite there being info out there to squash them all, you know the statements. "This game cant meet the hype" or "what do you even do in this game"? Anyone still saying those things just isn't looking i...

29d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

I really hope these rumors aren't true. I booked time off work for this :(

30d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

The story is about an unofficial game-guide, not a game information reveal. Why were you expecting new details here?

32d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Yay, someone who gets it!

54d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Uncharted 3's dyamic levels on water were and still are some of the most impressive things ive seen in gaming from a technical standpoint.Like, I just don't knowhow they pulled that off last gen!

Around the same time I was mesmerised by a PC games use of fully dynamic fluid based water physics, called Cryostasis. At the time I didn't have a pc so I don't know what became of that game but, sad to see it wasn't on this list. From what I recall it was incre...

64d ago 1 agree3 disagreeView comment

Theres a lot of misinformation as well as contradictions in this article.

For example, in the opening paragraphs

"delays after delays, not to mention The Last Guardian which is in development for almost a decade.

Does this have anything to do with Sony being in the driver’s seat this generation? Could this mean that are becoming a bit complacent?"

See what I mean? How does a game from last gen being delayed due to t...

83d ago 4 agree1 disagreeView comment

65days are only one of my favourite bands, ever :D Got introduced to em in 2007 when my mate had a spare ticket to see em in temple bar music centre. This game was almost tailor made for me :3

83d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

"But, but, but what do you DO in the game!?"

Seriously if one more person asks that, I quit this site. We've had 100's of articles, interviews and videos over the past 2 and a 1/2 years explaining and revealing all the amazing things there are to do in this world.

If someone is still wondering after reading this (even though most of this info is about 2 months old now) then, well your intentions are known.

Sorry, it just fee...

83d ago 6 agree0 disagreeView comment

I thought we learned this in the 90s? Live action cutscenes are, well they're not always that great for games. Regardless, the game looks enjoyable from what I'd seen a few years back (havent been following it recently) and Remedy have never disappointed me.

In regards to the article, it's pretty hyperbolic, it won't stop developers taking risks. The right kind of developer will always take the right kind of risks, it's only the big behemoth publishers wi...

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