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It is what it is. Personal preference accounts for literally every aspect of an individual's life leading up to that given experience, and it confuses me greatly that people always seem to misinterpret what these lists (and reviews in general, to be honest) signify. That is, people aren't actually looking for insightful perspectives when they read this stuff. They're specifically looking for other people to reinforce their own opinions...and that's it.

So ho...

5d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

She's so hot, blah blah blah. The actual cosplay stuff is pretty standard and boring.

Why not just go watch some porn if you're looking for hot ladies?

5d ago 7 agree1 disagreeView comment

Better withdraw a little extra for some Vaseline, because you're going to need it for the pounding that EA has in store for you.

10d ago 6 agree0 disagreeView comment

First, I would like to just apologize for using the word "literally" so many times in my previous post, haha.

Anyway, "artificial difficulty" in that their definition of "difficulty" is palette-swapping an enemy and having it do five hearts of damage instead of one.

And the point is not that I would rather it be linear. It's that the empty meandering, space is one of the major hurdles of the genre itself, and Zelda does a...

10d ago 2 agree4 disagreeView comment

....that is the flimsiest spin I have ever heard. BotW is literally just a tried and true open-world design running around in a Zelda skin.

And to be brutally honest, the exploration and adventure aspect of the genre is literally the only thing that they handled well. There are a TON of incredibly annoying design decisions in the game that really have me scratching my head at some of the praise the game has garnered. Not because it's not a good game, but because there a...

10d ago 22 agree13 disagreeView comment

....I think that the fact that we're arguing about which "team" of fanboys is the worst is just proof that all fanboys are equally terrible and delusional.

I have never understood any of this bullshit. None of these companies are our friends. Just play the good games that come out when they come out. The industry sees so little quality nowadays that you are doing yourself a great disservice by limiting yourself to one camp.

27d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

Seems like an unneeded potshot at Stardew Valley, to be honest.

Also, I'm not whitelisting this website to read this article. I've gotten malware from far too many otherwise reputable sites after whitelisting. So I'm sorry, either start running some ads you know are safe or here's to hoping you just go under, harsh as that sounds.

34d ago 8 agree0 disagreeView comment

I don't know why you're getting down voted. Never trust anyone trying to sell you something. That's a lesson that everyone on the planet earth should take to heart.

...also, if someone is being nice to you, they're probably trying to sell you something....

...I am getting so old...

59d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Just another Japanese-heavy list like any other. I like a big, epic orchestral Japanese soundtrack as much as the next guy, but it's sad that games like Bastion, The Neverhood, The Secret of Monkey Island and Undertale (just to name a few) never seem to get as much love as they deserve.

62d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

First of all, the comment itself did not disrespect the man AT ALL. It was perhaps disrespectful in it's timing, which I apologized for. It truly is a sad event and I should have simply not commented.

Second of all, poorly timed as my comment may have been, suggesting that I don't care for human life simply because I did not show proper condolence to the family...in the comments section of a gaming website...seems rather shallow and supercilious to me. It seems like...

110d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I'm sorry fellas. I didn't mean to suggest I didn't care that he died, though that's obviously how it came across to most people. Consider this an admission of guilt for a stupidly timed statement.

115d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

EA will blame the inevitable graphical downgrade on this...

...it's sad that that's not a completely ridiculous statement these days.

Sad news, either way.

116d ago 8 agree89 disagreeView comment

Bubbles make her look like Asian Gozer.

If she asks you if you're a God, say yes.

124d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I think perhaps you're taking the statement too literally. The point is that the game (like the first game) is going to release as barebones as possible to be able to accommodate the raping they will give us all later with their crappy DLC packs...which funny enough will also be as barebones as possible to ensure that it is a long, painful, lucrative raping for Activision.

124d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Seriously, this game looks WAY too close to it's roots for any of these complaints to be relevant. The author is essentially whining over a bunch of "quality-of-life" adjustments and...that's pretty much it. Because as almost everyone in the comments here has pointed out, YOU CAN STILL PLAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH STRANGERS.

The Switch has really brought about a new era of Nintendo idiocy, I swear to god. Why couldn't Switc...

138d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

Well, there's also the possibility that they're playing games because they...you know...have a lot of time on their hands?

140d ago 2 agree5 disagreeView comment

More people are interested in a Metroid 4 LOGO...you're only helping my case, to be honest.

148d ago 0 agree9 disagreeView comment

Oh Miyamoto. You should know by now that you could take a fresh dump in your hand, mold it into the shape of Mario and bring it out for presentation and Nintendo fans would still crown it "Game of Show."

148d ago 6 agree19 disagreeView comment

....I don't want to play as that goddamn monkey.

155d ago 9 agree1 disagreeView comment

I'm sorry...what games are you referring to exactly?

Because I can honestly only think of a couple that are genuinely "like Dark Souls," (Lords of the Fallen and Nioh) and even then, the similarities are superficial.

162d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment