Peter Molyneux reveals the meaning behind Curiosity (Spoof)
”The entire concept behind Curiosity is actually a metaphor for my career in the gaming industry” stated Molyneux in an exclusive interview.
”It began full of promise and I envisioned myself as having many different outwardly facing aspects to my skill-set, just like the untouched facets of the gleaming Curiosity cube at launch!” gushes Molyneux in his enthusiastic manner.
”As my career progressed my enthusiasm and integrity began to be chipped away until I found myself spouting pretentious bollocks which sounded like it meant something but was actually total shite, just like how people chip away at Curiosity until it reveals a picture of a cat having a piss or something – I thought it to be deep and meaningful at the time but now I have no fucking clue why i put it in there!” he chortles.
”The blocks falling away from Curiosity represent my credibility and self respect which have been cast aside and repeatedly shat on by my ridiculously overblown promises to the gaming community. The repetitive nature of tapping away at Curiosity itself is symbolic of how I repeatedly fail to deliver on just about everything I have turned my hand to for the last decade!”
We thanked Peter for his time but before we left the smugness of his presence we couldn't waste the opportunity to ask the mother of all questions – What lies at the centre of the Curiosity cube ?
”The centre of the cube will be something symbolic indicating the direction my career is going in the future. Of course I would never reveal exactly whats in store for the lucky winner but anyone expecting a stagnant turd or disease ridden vagina is on the right track.”