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N4G Trophy Set

If N4G was a game, this would be the trophy set.

(BRONZE) WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE- Create a profile on

(BRONZE) THESE PEOPLE JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME- Create a second profile on N4G after being reduced to one bubble

(BRONZE) SNEAKY, YES VERY SNEAKY- Take the contributors test, know and break the rules to try to get stories through faster that fit your personal agenda

(BRONZE) AND AGAIN- Take part in at least 50 top 10 stories, posting your own top 10 list 10 times

(BRONZE) I'M TOO GOOD FOR THIS PLACE ANYWAY- Claim you hate N4G and don't know why you even come here, say you're leaving and never coming back, return and post a comment within the next week

(BRONZE) I HOPE YOU BURN- Bubble someone down and disagree with them, not because of what they said, but just because you don't like them

(BRONZE) LIFE IS ALL ABOUT CHOICES- Change your avatar to whatever your favorite platform is and slander all other platforms for at least a month or until you create another profile

(BRONZE) YOUNG JEDI- Write a comment, post a story, lose a bubble, gain a bubble, meet some friends, gain some enemies.

(BRONZE) SOME WIN, SOME LOSE- Gain or lose 2 bubbles in 24 hours

(SILVER) MY DAD CAN BEAT UP YOUR DAD- Post a list of exclusive games 15 games or longer with at least half of the games being not announced officially

(SILVER) I MAKE GAMES FOR A LIVING- On 5 occasions call out a developer being wrong about something based off of posting a game you like

(SILVER) ENEMY RADAR- Know and post the exclusive games for the competing system that are scheduled to be released in the next 2 years, while posting a list of exclusive games for your system of choice that is longer than the competitors, 7 times in one week

(SILVER) THEY MADE ME DO IT- Start hating a game you use to like, not because of anything to do with the game itself, but because people on N4G constantly use the game to name drop

(SILVER) I WAS THERE- Achieve 25 agrees or disagrees in 5 mins

(SILVER) THE ULTIMATE INSIDER- Read a rumor then start speaking it as a truth, if people try to call you out on the information, lie about knowing people in the industry

(SILVER) I KNOW WHO SHOT JFK- Come up with 5 theories of how outside forces are trying to keep your console of choice down

(GOLD) YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW YOU MET A LEGEND- Encounter The Mart and Nasim 15 times under 15 different profiles of theirs

(GOLD) MY DEFENSE IS IMPREGNABLE- Lose a bubble, then complain about it to a mod and get your bubble back

(GOLD) AGAIN, I WAS THERE- Achieve 200 or more agrees or disagrees on a single comment

(GOLD) MY MIDDLE NAME IS SATAN- Claim to play a game you haven't played just to make the game look bad, claim to own a system you don't just to make it look bad, claim a game that`s hard isn't when you know it is, just to look cool

(PLATINUM) THROUGH HELL AND BACK- Achieve all other trophies to obtain this trophy.

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TopDudeMan2072d ago

This seems to have been done out of spite, but still funny.

pixelsword2070d ago

I don't care which one it was, it's still funny.

Christopher2072d ago

***(GOLD) MY DEFENSE IS IMPREGNABLE- Lose a bubble, then complain about it to a mod and get your bubble back ***

Hah! It's in _our_ power to prevent you guys from getting the platinum trophy. Why, yes, I do accept money as a form of payment.


SnakeCQC2072d ago

someone took 3 of my bubble can i have them back please

ZoyosJD2072d ago

Wait...I have to buy the DLC just to get the plat. Do you accept fanboy tears?

Christopher2071d ago

Sorry, we have a surplus of fanboy tears. We are no longer accepting them as payment. We are considering using them as currency for monthly contest awards.

CaptainSheep2072d ago

There would be so much boosting involved. XD

Kalowest2071d ago

N4G platinum boosting session
Helping with"(GOLD) AGAIN, I WAS THERE"
Between 9am-5pm, When Trolling instead of Working


lex-10202072d ago

Well never getting platinum on this. Anything involving gaining a bubble is impossible.

Kalowest2071d ago (Edited 2071d ago )

"Anything involving gaining a bubble is impossible."
That's true, would rate this platinum a 9/10.

SeraphimBlade2072d ago

Fun read. My suggestions:

(BRONZE) I'M TELLING YOU GUYS - Make a multi-paragraph comment or blog post bashing a sequel, reboot or spin-off that has not been released or reviewed. Swear off series forever.

(SILVER) NOSTRADAMUS - Make a multi-paragraph comment or blog post bashing a sequel, reboot or spin-off that has only released pre-rendered, non-gameplay trailers, based only on genre shifts or new character designs and how they are objectively worse. Swear off series forever.

(GOLD) WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? - Buy the game you got I'M TELLING YOU GUYS and NOSTRADAMUS for on day one. You're a fan after all. What are you gonna do, NOT play it and look for a different title better-suited to your tastes?

(BRONZE) SNEAKY SOAPBOX - Start a funny, non-controversial post and then halfway through, take a cynical stab at certain groups of people who disagree with you

(BRONZE) IRONY, THY NAME IS MAN - Make a sexist comment about a woman accusing game(r)s of sexism.

(BRONZE) THE CIRCLE IS NOW COMPLETE - Make an optimistic comment about an upcoming Sonic title, after bashing the most recent one.

SeraphimBlade2071d ago

Oh, I forgot a good one:
(BRONZE) I CLICKED FOR BOOBS - Click for boobs

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