If N4G was a game, this would be the trophy set.
(BRONZE) WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE- Create a profile on N4G.com
(BRONZE) THESE PEOPLE JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME- Create a second profile on N4G after being reduced to one bubble
(BRONZE) SNEAKY, YES VERY SNEAKY- Take the contributors test, know and break the rules to try to get stories through faster that fit your personal agenda
(BRONZE) AND AGAIN- Take part in at least 50 top 10 stories, posting your own top 10 list 10 times
(BRONZE) I'M TOO GOOD FOR THIS PLACE ANYWAY- Claim you hate N4G and don't know why you even come here, say you're leaving and never coming back, return and post a comment within the next week
(BRONZE) I HOPE YOU BURN- Bubble someone down and disagree with them, not because of what they said, but just because you don't like them
(BRONZE) LIFE IS ALL ABOUT CHOICES- Change your avatar to whatever your favorite platform is and slander all other platforms for at least a month or until you create another profile
(BRONZE) YOUNG JEDI- Write a comment, post a story, lose a bubble, gain a bubble, meet some friends, gain some enemies.
(BRONZE) SOME WIN, SOME LOSE- Gain or lose 2 bubbles in 24 hours
(SILVER) MY DAD CAN BEAT UP YOUR DAD- Post a list of exclusive games 15 games or longer with at least half of the games being not announced officially
(SILVER) I MAKE GAMES FOR A LIVING- On 5 occasions call out a developer being wrong about something based off of posting a game you like
(SILVER) ENEMY RADAR- Know and post the exclusive games for the competing system that are scheduled to be released in the next 2 years, while posting a list of exclusive games for your system of choice that is longer than the competitors, 7 times in one week
(SILVER) THEY MADE ME DO IT- Start hating a game you use to like, not because of anything to do with the game itself, but because people on N4G constantly use the game to name drop
(SILVER) I WAS THERE- Achieve 25 agrees or disagrees in 5 mins
(SILVER) THE ULTIMATE INSIDER- Read a rumor then start speaking it as a truth, if people try to call you out on the information, lie about knowing people in the industry
(SILVER) I KNOW WHO SHOT JFK- Come up with 5 theories of how outside forces are trying to keep your console of choice down
(GOLD) YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW YOU MET A LEGEND- Encounter The Mart and Nasim 15 times under 15 different profiles of theirs
(GOLD) MY DEFENSE IS IMPREGNABLE- Lose a bubble, then complain about it to a mod and get your bubble back
(GOLD) AGAIN, I WAS THERE- Achieve 200 or more agrees or disagrees on a single comment
(GOLD) MY MIDDLE NAME IS SATAN- Claim to play a game you haven't played just to make the game look bad, claim to own a system you don't just to make it look bad, claim a game that`s hard isn't when you know it is, just to look cool
(PLATINUM) THROUGH HELL AND BACK- Achieve all other trophies to obtain this trophy.