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Chaostar

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On The First Day Of Christmas N4G Sent To Me...

I've decided to continue my Christmas insomnia tradition so I had time to (re)write you all a little song to wish everyone on N4G a merry Christmas. I tried to make them rhyme with the original lyrics as much as possible but... well, ya know. Enjoy :)

On the first day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
An Arrow in the knee.

On the second day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
Two Power Gloves,
And an Arrow in the knee.

On the third day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
Three Next gens,
Two Power Gloves,
And an Arrow in the knee.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
Four Angry birds,
Three Next gens,
Two Power Gloves,
And an Arrow in the knee.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
Five Sonic rings,
Four Angry birds,
Three Next gens,
Two Power Gloves,
And an Arrow in the knee.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
Six 1337s a-playing,
Five Sonic rings,
Four Angry birds,
Three Next gens,
Two Power Gloves,
And an Arrow in the knee.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
Seven Swags a-winning,
Six 1337s a-playing,
Five Sonic rings,
Four Angry birds,
Three Next gens,
Two Power Gloves,
And an Arrow in the knee.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
Eight IP’s a-milking,
Seven Swags a-winning,
Six 1337s a-playing,
Five Sonic rings,
Four Angry birds,
Three Next gens,
Two Power Gloves,
And an Arrow in the knee.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
Nine Casuals dancing,
Eight IP’s a-milking,
Seven Swags a-winning,
Six 1337s a-playing,
Five Sonic rings,
Four Angry birds,
Three Next gens,
Two Power Gloves,
And an Arrow in the knee.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
Ten Drakes a-leaping,
Nine Casuals dancing,
Eight IP’s a-milking,
Seven Swags a-winning,
Six 1337s a-playing,
Five Sonic rings,
Four Angry birds,
Three Next gens,
Two Power Gloves,
And an Arrow in the knee.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
Eleven Snipers sniping,
Ten Drakes a-leaping,
Nine Casuals dancing,
Eight IP’s a-milking,
Seven Swags a-winning,
Six 1337s a-playing,
Five Sonic rings,
Four Angry birds,
Three Next gens,
Two Power Gloves,
And an Arrow in the knee.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
Twelve Fanboys fuming,
Eleven Snipers sniping,
Ten Drakes a-leaping,
Nine Casuals dancing,
Eight IP’s a-milking,
Seven Swags a-winning,
Six 1337s a-playing,
Five Sonic rings,
Four Angry birds,
Three Next gens,
Two Power Gloves,
And an Arrow in the knee!

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xX-StolenSoul-Xx1612d ago

now get on a camera and sing it?

Chaostar1612d ago

Careful what you wish for :)

tiffac0081607d ago (Edited 1607d ago )

You must sing this and put it on youtube! :D

Even though Christmas is already over... >.>

zerocrossing1611d ago

Lol, nicely done ;D and a Merry Christmas (or a non denominational happy holidays) everyone !

Nes_Daze1611d ago

LOL casuals dancing...so true.

tarbis1605d ago

hahaha I love it man. XD
btw happy new year to everyone here from my ps vita. hehehe ;D