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Bloodmask Presents: Instant Sony Fanboy Relief

Hello N4G community and welcome to my new blog. Throughout my various features I have introduced you to the typical mindset and behavior of the Sony fanboy that can be found lurking throughout the N4G threads. Today I would like to introduce you to a product I have stumbled across that seems to very effective at deterring Sony fanboy activity.

The name of this product is none other than Droid-Be-Gone. It is a a bottled spray that contains secret ingredients some of which I have deciphered personally. Some of the key ingredients seem to be extracts of brain cells, growth hormone, and ritalin. Note that these ingredients that I have uncovered seem to promote mental growth and stability as well as concentration and rational thought. These chemicals seem to be almost toxic to Sony fanboys. Perhaps it is because the Sony fanboy genetic makeup is severely lacking in these substances.

Now that I have presented you with some of the active ingredients it is time to move on to Droid-Be-Gone's method of use.

1) Make sure that the fanboy you are trying to purge is of a Sony nature
2) Shake canister vigorously before using
3) When applying the product aim for the head(the area of least activity)
4) Apply Droid-Be-Gone in an even stream for appproxiamtely 20 seconds
5) Allow 5-10 seconds for Droid-Be-Gone to start taking effect
6) Always keep Droid-Be-Gone stored at room temperature

Now that you have been made aware of the method of use it is time to move on to instances that you should consider using Droid-Be-Gone.

1) You leave sensible comments in threads and bubbles seem to disappear
2) You have amassed a large number of tracks on N4G and  bubbles decrease
3) You find yourself surrounded by Sony fanboys in threads
4) You are in threads and none of the comments seem to make any sense
5) You can also spray yourself with Droid-Be-Gone to be used as a repellent

I would like to remind anyone who is reading this blog that the terms for using this product are just basic guidelines. Droid-Be-Gone can obviously be used in various other scenarios. Just be weary my friend and make sure not to run out. You never know what bumps in the road you may come across while browsing the N4G threads. Don't get caught with your guard down and lack the proper protection when it is readily available.

I would like to take a moment to thank all the people who took the time out of their day to read my blog and as always happy gaming!

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Shnazzyone2788d ago

what a fantastic product.. does it work for wii based news stories as well? Still sony is incredible and awesome.... like the best syetm ever and stuff... INCREDIBLE BLOG MAD PHAT ILLLLL!

BrotherNick2788d ago

Yeah, we need it for wii forums so Tempist doesn't keep sharting out of his mouth.

Anon19742786d ago

Wow. So now Bloodmask's blogs are just going to be point and insult?

Brilliant.

How does the schoolyard manage without you when you're blogging?

PROFIT2630d ago

i can just ignore the dumasses on this site.

the rrod cant be IGNORED

Catdeerduck2788d ago

its a fantastic item. Nice blog bloodmask! Keep up the good work!

silverchode2788d ago

is there a microsoft and nintendo version in the works?

II Necroplasm II2788d ago

for N4G ... no

there is no need for a spray to fight Nintendo and MSFT fanboys‎.

Gue12787d ago (Edited 2787d ago )

Well I seriously need one for the multiple personalities of PP, Patchstation, panasonic23, killzone2flop, FPSJunkie, POG, squall2099, Jenzo, TheMART at Xboxkings, jack who, sonyps3sucks, labwarrior... Oh man, Labwarrior's so pathetic that when White Knight Chronicles came out in japan "eseg" was doing a broadcast of it in justintv and that guy, Labwarrior kept bashing the PS3 like all day like if MS was paying him to do it or something.

These are just the ones that I have on my ignore list and if you read their comments they are as bad as the ones of any sony fanboy.

The problem is that you're a fanboy "II Necroplasm II" and only pull the robe to your side.

ThatCanadianGuy2788d ago

Wow, at first i thought Bloodmask was just joking around with these blogs.

But i see now that he has some deep, deluded sense of hate for an electronic box.A truly sad life you must live Bloodmask.

I honestly feel bad for you.

II Necroplasm II2788d ago

Oh but if he was a pro Sony Xbox basher he would be a internet GOD!

Wouldn't he?

SpoonyRedMage2788d ago

Well I don't know if Bloodmask hates the actual PS3 but he certainly hates it's fanboys.

II Necroplasm II2788d ago (Edited 2788d ago )

Hates the fanboys. Last few blogs has been only about calling the sony fanboys out.

I own a PS3 and have been a PS fan since the PSX/PS2 days. but i hate how the fanbase is but I think Nintendo and Xbox fans know why they are the way they are...

littletad2788d ago

You provided a perfect example to use the repellent now.

Snake Raiser2787d ago (Edited 2787d ago )

I think bloodmask is a fanboy. Why is he so obsessed with bashing sony fanboys each week? Could you please blog about something else? At least bash ALL fanboys. Prove that you are the gamer we hope you are. This is getting boring. You can write a good blog, now write about a good topic.

Snake Raiser2787d ago

Do the two people who disagree with me think that only SONY fanboys need bashing? Or do they think BM is not a fanboy? If you read my comment then you will see that I hope BM is not a fanboy, I just want him to crusade against all fanboys, not just one type.

FlameBaitGod2787d ago

Yeh bloodmask needs a real life

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Mwaan2788d ago

Bloodmask isn't really attacking the PS3 or the Sony fans. He's trying to make a certain group of people realize how pathetic they're acting. This should be a site for gamers. Not just for the ones who sleep with a PS3 cradled under their arm every night.

II Necroplasm II2788d ago

Comment of the month right there.

dktxx22788d ago

Ya cause we all know only Sony Fanboys are annoying. Everything bad that happens on N4g is all purely Sony fanboys fault.

Have you guys looked around this site?

n4gno2787d ago

But when you are a well known xbot, worst than any sony fanboyz on n4G, you can't use irony...you have to treat you first.

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