Absoloo; a French sex shop, toy, and lingerie company; is offering a free sex toy to women who can prove that their spouse bought a copy of Diablo III.
lol theres a dude who posted a pic of himself holding the game
More than one :p
No, only one. Check again.
Never-mind. There's a few now... But I did think was a guy. https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.aka...
They get a fleshlight?
Post an article with a picture of a chic, Get a "hottest" article.
dafuq did I just see and read? I mean, are you really that absorbed in Diablo 3, that you ignore your girlfriend? Come on, really?
If my missis wanted a dildo id buy her one, she dont though, shes got me, most of the time Edit: lol, i just asked her if she wanted one, she just smiled at me, seems like im not the stud i was once
It's not that, lol...you know she's just teasing you.
99% of the guys who are this addicted to games, do not even have a gf so this little publicity stunt is dumb. If anything, they'll probably be giving dildos to women who are addicted to d3 therefore do not have a bf. That makes more sense.
@killerhog No, no it does not.
How does it not make sense? You cannot be a widow if you do not have a bf or husband to begin with. Girls who are addicted to games more than likely do not have bfs, therefore will just post a pic of themselves with their own game for a dildo. Guys who are addicted to games are even less likely to have a gf I'm talking 99% chance they don't. So this publicity stunt is not about guys leaving their gfs/wifes but targeting a new market of lonely gamer girls. They can't just go, "if you're a loser lonely girl who plays games buy our dildos, or better yet prove how lonely you are and post a pic of you and your game and get one free" Well they changed the tittle or the article was edited but I believe the "widow" is no longer being used. Still my point is valid. I play games as a hobby but I won't shun my gf for it. This is definitely just targeting what they believe are "lonely gamer girls" I know some of you will say, "maybe it's a guy who is addicted to games and has a gf who's also addicted to games?", but then that also means neither are having sex, therefore still targeting "lonely gamer girls". Cause I really doubt anyone with a gf or wife will shun them for a game. Cause trust me, you'll find a work-around. Get a bj from her while you're leveling up your characters. Let her play cowgirl while a cutscene/cinema is playing. Have her dress up like the witch but sexier (some cosplaying) and when you aren't playing d3 you'll hae fun with your witch real life.
@Killerhog lol, you don't know much about life in general do you? Most girls that are addicted to games have BFs. Fact. They are girls, into games, there are a ton of boys chasing them (regardless of how fat or ugly they are, they still have a vigina). And if they're into games, they typically want social approval, and what better way of finding approval then having a partner. Most gamer chics I know are in long/medium term relationships, and when they are single, they don't stay that way for very long.
It's a FREE sex toy, come on guys no need of a complex judgement here... get one and have fun
But Kevin... we have the move... Lol just joking
@killerhog Maybe some of them aren't "addicted" to games. Maybe they just enjoy playing them during their free time. You know, like a hobby or something.
I don't know. If this many gals are in need. I should be living in France.
The hell...? O__o
Do we get a fleshlight when Sims 4 comes out?
The Fleshlight was invented in Austin, Texas... it's one of our state's proudest achievements. On Topic: The store is just jumping on the free publicity wagon... nothing wrong with that. I find it most amusing that so many people on here are scared/insecure of their woman having an after-hours party machine. Grow up kiddies... your bedroom skills are crap if you're not willing to get a little freaky, and she'll end up leaving you because you're boring!!!
*rimshot* Winner of the internet on 5/17/12 goes to CALIBANN!
What is this I don't even...
the internet mah friend.
This, America, is why France is necessary.
Good thing they have this now. Before it was just because of French bread.
Disagree. It's entirely possible to fulfill your wife and your craving for video games.
Not really what I was getting at...
I'll be honest. I am not sure what you were getting at.
I'll explain it. France is generally known to be Europe's country of love, meaning they like to get it on and populate earth.
So... outside of Fries, the reason we should like France is because of free dildos? Seems legit. Also, reaaalllyy? Wh- Just... why? WHY?! What is the purpose of this? The game came out two days ago, no less, how is that an appropriate amount of time to decide that your boyfriend thinks more of the game than you? I haven't been constantly caressing my girlfriend for three days because I've been getting into Fallen Earth with a buddy of mine. She hasn- Wait... she hasn't gotten a dildo... has she? FFFUUUUU-
You do know french fries aren't from France, right? I know it's dumb but just pointing it out.
@ ChiVoLok0 I know. 'Tis a joke. Amazing how people take things to seriously.
to never win a war ?? :P
Just send them to us in America! :P
All those disagrees you have must mean there are some people here who don't want women.
That...or they, like myself, know a little about French hygiene.... :o
what the....i mean, how , why , huuuhhhhhhhhh ?
hmm....hmmm.....hmm....i got nothing :L
There's VG247 trying to be like Kotaku with a asinine headline. Don't get me wrong, I like humor, but really, is that headline even funny? They look like complete twats.
This is annoying, the game is average, all this over the top bullshit makes it worse, hell even skyrim held my attention longer and was my gf offered a dildo? No. Am I such a loser to ignore her for a game? No. Get a fucking grip people.
isn't it kinda insulating .. it means you are a loser woman and you won't get another guy so here is a dildo and have fun loser
Not really....maybe, just maybe they genuinely love that guy and don't won't to be with someone else, so they get something to entertain themselves....while he's entertained ;)
Seriously! Those guys can't leave diablo 3 for two minutes to bang one out?
Diablo or not, If it takes 2 mins that girl needs to find someone else anyway.
They have girlfriends? o_O
I was worried they were getting soft.
lol that is just sooo wrong
Well.....I should send this to my friend....although she'll be to busy playing diablo III to use it.
So Bli$$ard-Activi$ion Behind this .. ಠ_ಠ !
The best kind of girlfriend to have is a girlfriend that also plays games.
Just get her the controller thats for the lady parts so when you take damage she absorbs it if you know what I mean ;) Seriously that pheriphal is real check it: http://www.play-asia.com/pa...
I can't believe they have the pictures from that old article about it on play asia. Lol
So girlfriends or girl gamers are willing to put a picture of themselves showing they got Diablo 3 in order to get a FREE vibrator? So... they actually want this vibrator? I got nothing against the idea but shouldn't this be done more discreetly? The things people do just coz something is given away for FREE -_-
Well then more people would do it and that means they will have to fork out more moneys to buy vibrators.
The most expensive and rare Item from Diablo 3 is a Unique dildo of drilliness. The item is used to fill your socket achieving the secret skill named aura of happiness. :)
It has a +2 orgasmic eruption. who cares as long as they leave us alone to play the game whuahaha!
Next up? Dead of alive blow up dolls with the limited edition for those lonely guys?lol Man, I never thought it would ever get to this point. And here I thought the closest thing to adult game was heavy rain. Next thing you know they'll blame games for high pregnancy rates in the world. Idk I just find this stuff funny.
I'm on the weird part of n4g again.
So the weird part of N4G is the front page?
LoL no i'm no forum elitist if that's what your saying just a weird news story that's all.
The limited edition comes with a fleshlight [^_^]
A free what? lol Sold. As a gamer girl i approve of this (hopefully) new trend.
Bless her cock sucking heart :)
pretty smart marketing for that sex shop,Sony should hire them
Am I the only one INSANELY confused as to why half of you are saying that 'guys who play games 99.9% of the time don't have a girlfriend'. I mean that's probably the DUMBEST assumption ever with no basis at all.
That website is so poorly translated that if i read it out loud I sound like i'm retarded.
CRAZY WORLD LOL.
lmao free vibrator...EPIC! gotta give it to blizzard only they can take your sex life away!