Nine Games that Can Get You Laid

Gamedaily writes:

"Convincing someone to seal the deal after showing them your level 70 Night Elf is about as easy as seducing them while wearing Spongebob pajamas. While we generally don't recommend using video games to attract the honeys, here are nine that won't necessarily hurt your chances either."

1. Wii Sports (Wii)
2. Guitar Hero/Rock Band (PS2, PS3 and 360)
3. Sim Games (All platforms)
4. Anything with Mario (NES, Super NES, GameCube, Wii)
5. Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo (360)
6. Rayman Raving Rabbids 1 and 2 (Wii)
7. Rez (PS2, 360)
8. Virtua Tennis 3 (PS3, 360)

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The BS Police3927d ago

Yeah, if you can pay for it.

Rattles3927d ago

is more likly to get you laid lol

KidMakeshift3927d ago

Only if you like f*cking trolls and cougars who need a place to stay

Ureval3927d ago

I can see it now. Man and women enter his apartment after a long romantic night. He wants to seal the deal so after a drink the two of them start slow dancing. Gently kissing her neck he reaches over to the end table and grabs his Wiimote. She softly moans with pleasure as he fires up the Wii, the jolly sound of Mario saying "Its a-meeeee!!!!" sending shivers of ecstacy down her back. After watching him wiggle the Wiimote she can stand it no longer and jumps his Wee.

KidMakeshift3927d ago

You're putting way too much thought into this

BLUR1113926d ago

nah guitar hero should be at #1 i played the whole last gig on expert and i had a orgy

Ureval3927d ago

This is the dumbest article ever. I played Mario Galaxy the other day and I havent been laid since then. Complete bullsh-t

KidMakeshift3927d ago (Edited 3927d ago )

I think trying to seduce a girl by playing a video game only makes her vagina dry up and vanish without a trace

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