Joystiq: It's not because I lack the requisite memory blocks and quantum computers to run Blizzard's latest, Diablo 3 – it's personal. You see, I'm genetically predisposed to Diablo. It's something I think about each and every day.
Are you kidding me? D3 has some of the lowest requirements out there. That is a horrible intro.
Try reading it first(or maybe again) - "It's NOT because I lack the requisite memory blocks and quantum computers to run Blizzard's latest, Diablo" Basically he had an addiction to Diablo that he kicked, so he doesn't wanna go down that road again.
Good job not reading the article at all. Interesting read for sure. Glad he knows he had a problem and is better now.
Brilliant reading there, mate. Really well done.
It's ok guys, Velox lacks comprehension skills.
I find it ironic that some of his darkest moments in life is a direct result of a game called...DIABLO!!!!! MUWHAHAHAHAHA
He ran out and bought it right after writing this article :)
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