Evan Narcisse writes: Horrible, horrible things happen in Max Payne 3, many of them because of the title character's superhuman ability to f*ck things up. Things that made me gasp out loud and avert my eyes. But this game isn't a f*ck-up. In fact, it's anything but. If you get Max Payne 3, you'll see how good it feels to have your stomach heave with this anti-hero's signature brand of self-loathing and cunning. And then go online and see just how you manage the balance of caution and carelessness with thousands of people trying to do the same. Welcome home, Max. It's good to see you again, you poor bastard.