From Strategyinformer.com: "What kind of guy is Max Payne? He's the type who, amidst an outnumbered gunfight, has the ability to pop pills with one hand and shoot guys with the other. What sort of guy am I? Depressingly, my eyes leak if I take tablets without a glass of water. I'd barely have time to slaughter the enemy as I wipe salty tears away from my face. I'm bound by the laws of gravity, as my Bullet Time describes how quickly I hit the floor. Worse yet, I can't even rock leather".