Though console fanboys like to claim such nonsense as "the PS3 sucks balls" or "the 360 is a piece of crap," the truth is that none of the modern gaming systems are really that awful. Sure the Nintendo Wii only has five games worth playing, but at least grandma can enjoy a round of Wii Golf now and again. Point is that we're taking a look at five truly stupid video game consoles. Ridiculously designed pieces of plastic meant only for eating your money and making you sad.
Did you own any of these clunkers?