In this world of strife and chaos, where petty arguments are often the cause of all mankind’s ills, there is but one constant, one undeniable fact that transcends human ignorance and unites us all as one race. That fact? Dinosaurs. Are. Really. Really. Awesome! And hey, you know what else is awesome? Futuristic space guns. Also awesome? Badass jetpacks! So with that in mind, imagine my awe when I first laid eyes on Orion: Dino Beatdown; dinosaurs, space guns and jetpacks together at last? The ultimate tag-team has arrived! Alone they are strong, but when this Holy Trinity of Cool™ is finally united under one banner, they become quite naff apparently.