gamrReview's Joseph Trotter says 'As that guy once said in that film I've all seen but inexplicably can't remember; 'look, kid, I make the rules.' Any good (or efficient) dictator knows that the key to being able to do exactly what you want is to give the impression that there has been some sort of outside input when there has been nothing of the sort, and that the decision to behead ALL of your Amazonian guard was because you were bored waiting for the football, and wasn't just a whim. If I was a trainee dictator, I would have felt the need to plead your forgiveness for the lateness of this article and blame it on my clustered final exams. The truth is I just wanted to see you suffer, crying up to the heavens for having to wait a day for links dressed as nonsense. I'm not a trainee dictator; I'm a despot, baby. . .'