"We’re back after our 1-week hiatus, despite unpopular demand. A lot has happened in the last two weeks. Eric ate silly foam food landed a new job, Mike learned the true meaning of “dim sum” at a Queens casino, and Brian discovered that GTA IV is not universally praised as the crowning achievement of the series. We’re two weeks wiser (or at least older) than you knew us, and back to kick up more dust and swear unnecessarily & passionately about topics of little consequence. We missed you too."