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Submitted by joebrown 824d ago | opinion piece

GNT: Uncanny Cleavage – Are Video Game Breasts Creepy or Kind of Alright

GNT: Foreword: I had originally intended to write an article about the ‘Best video game breasts’, in honour of the upcoming feast of nudity in the far from nipple-shy Witcher 2. After brainstorming ideas I came up with a new aim and an all-round more ethical article. I hope you enjoy it and, as always, I appreciate your feedback and the fact that you take the time to read my work. (Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball, Mortal Kombat, PS3, Xbox 360)

KingPin  +   824d ago
BOOOOOOBS!!!!!!!
MurDocINC  +   824d ago
BOOTY!!!
MrDead  +   824d ago
It takes a turly enlightened person to convay his message so perfectley. You Squire are the peoples poet.
Afterlife  +   824d ago
Ya mums.
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Zha1tan  +   824d ago
In b4 1000 degrees
user789456123  +   824d ago
I love ( . Y .)
@ disagrees

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joebrown  +   824d ago
1000 degrees would be satisfactory :)
sorceror171  +   824d ago
I don't care how far you tessellate them, in the end they're just polygons. :)
sjaakiejj  +   824d ago
They may be, but there is a point at which you can no longer tell the difference, and your argument falls apart ;)

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MrDead  +   824d ago
Nothing wrong with breasts in games, I am a firm upholder of them.
Emilio_Estevez  +   824d ago
I see what you did there.
EazyC  +   824d ago
What, ballsacks? :D
EazyC  +   824d ago
....Kind of alright.
joebrown  +   824d ago
These comments are priceless. Good work people Haha
girlwithturn  +   824d ago
Loving creepy breasts.
StayStatic  +   824d ago
I think its a little creepy millions of people kill each other in a virtual environment day in day out , a pair of titties on the other hand not so creepy but just a depiction of real life.
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Lionheart377  +   824d ago
They're more than good - they're awesome.
Hicken  +   824d ago
But this seems to be an issue you'd find more with the appearance of the character as a whole, not just the breasts. And since "perfect" breasts are subjective and don't really exist in real life, video game boobs will almost always fall short of reality: you've got all the sizes, but various nipple types, amount of sagginess or firmness, and other such things aren't there every time. Jiggle physics aren't always up to snuff, and even then they only represent a small portion of the population of real breasts in their motions.

I dunno. I suppose I could get more scientific, but I'd rather just go with my gut: as a man, a nice pair of breasts is appealing to me, whether their hand-drawn, CG, polygonal, real, or silicone. I'm gonna look and appreciate, regardless of the medium.
OMEGAZONE  +   824d ago
Myuria from Star Ocean The Last Hope has huge bouncing boobies
Ciaran_Allen  +   824d ago
As usual I'm loving the feedback from the N4G crowd!

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