160°
Submitted by joebrown 1167d ago | opinion piece

GNT: Uncanny Cleavage – Are Video Game Breasts Creepy or Kind of Alright

GNT: Foreword: I had originally intended to write an article about the ‘Best video game breasts’, in honour of the upcoming feast of nudity in the far from nipple-shy Witcher 2. After brainstorming ideas I came up with a new aim and an all-round more ethical article. I hope you enjoy it and, as always, I appreciate your feedback and the fact that you take the time to read my work. (Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball, Mortal Kombat, PS3, Xbox 360)

KingPin  +   1167d ago
BOOOOOOBS!!!!!!!
MurDocINC  +   1167d ago
BOOTY!!!
MrDead  +   1167d ago
It takes a turly enlightened person to convay his message so perfectley. You Squire are the peoples poet.
Afterlife  +   1167d ago
Ya mums.
#1.3 (Edited 1167d ago ) | Agree(0) | Disagree(0) | Report | Reply
Zha1tan  +   1167d ago
In b4 1000 degrees
user789456123  +   1167d ago
I love ( . Y .)
@ disagrees

Related image(s)
#3 (Edited 1167d ago ) | Agree(3) | Disagree(3) | Report | Reply
joebrown  +   1167d ago
1000 degrees would be satisfactory :)
sorceror171  +   1167d ago
I don't care how far you tessellate them, in the end they're just polygons. :)
sjaakiejj  +   1167d ago
They may be, but there is a point at which you can no longer tell the difference, and your argument falls apart ;)

Related image(s)
#5.1 (Edited 1167d ago ) | Agree(3) | Disagree(2) | Report | Reply
MrDead  +   1167d ago
Nothing wrong with breasts in games, I am a firm upholder of them.
Emilio_Estevez  +   1167d ago
I see what you did there.
EazyC  +   1167d ago
What, ballsacks? :D
EazyC  +   1167d ago
....Kind of alright.
joebrown  +   1167d ago
These comments are priceless. Good work people Haha
girlwithturn  +   1167d ago
Loving creepy breasts.
StayStatic  +   1167d ago
I think its a little creepy millions of people kill each other in a virtual environment day in day out , a pair of titties on the other hand not so creepy but just a depiction of real life.
#10 (Edited 1167d ago ) | Agree(2) | Disagree(0) | Report | Reply
Lionheart377  +   1167d ago
They're more than good - they're awesome.
Hicken  +   1167d ago
But this seems to be an issue you'd find more with the appearance of the character as a whole, not just the breasts. And since "perfect" breasts are subjective and don't really exist in real life, video game boobs will almost always fall short of reality: you've got all the sizes, but various nipple types, amount of sagginess or firmness, and other such things aren't there every time. Jiggle physics aren't always up to snuff, and even then they only represent a small portion of the population of real breasts in their motions.

I dunno. I suppose I could get more scientific, but I'd rather just go with my gut: as a man, a nice pair of breasts is appealing to me, whether their hand-drawn, CG, polygonal, real, or silicone. I'm gonna look and appreciate, regardless of the medium.
OMEGAZONE  +   1167d ago
Myuria from Star Ocean The Last Hope has huge bouncing boobies
Ciaran_Allen  +   1167d ago
As usual I'm loving the feedback from the N4G crowd!

Add comment

You need to be registered to add comments. Register here or login
Remember
New stories
40°

Traverser [Pixel Dynamo]

24m ago - Pixel Dynamo takes a short but sweet visit to the city of Brimstone in Gatling Goat Studios' puzz... | PC
40°

Shantae: Risky’s Revenge: Director’s Cut PS4 Review | Hardcore Gamer

1h ago - Shantae: Risky's Revenge: Director's Cut could have used some help with its map system, but liter... | PS4
Ad

YoYo Games, home of GameMaker: Studio

Now - Game development could not be simpler with GameMaker: Studio, the fastest and easiest to use 2D game engine! | Promoted post
40°

Dr. Mario: Miracle Cure Review - Gaming Nexus

2h ago - From the review: "Dr. Mario: Miracle Cure doesn’t offer too many improvements outside of the Mira... | 3DS
40°

Hands-on Preview: Afro Samurai 2 | Entertainment Buddha

2h ago - EB:The fact that RZA will be providing music for Afro Samurai 2: Revenge of Kuma is going to make... | PC
40°

You Can Look as Fly as Possible with the Official Mega Man Helmet

3h ago - The Capcom store is going wild with its San Diego Comic-Con offerings this year. | Culture