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Submitted by Aclay 394d ago | opinion piece

5 Reasons To Hate The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Gamesradar- "Skyrim is about exploration. It’s about crafting your own tale in a massive, sprawling open world, filled with dangerous dragons and hundreds of hours of content.

Yes, yes, yes, Skyrim is great. Skyrim is wonderful. Skyrim is the best open-world-blahblahblah. Whatever. It’s time we look at the things that aren’t amazing about Skyrim – and they’re plentiful." (PC, PS3, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Xbox 360)

RIPSKATEDESTROY  +   394d ago
1 reason to LOVE Skyrim: its FN awesome, despite everything!
Nimblest-Assassin  +   393d ago
Honestly the PS3 lag is only the start of why I think last years game of the year was the most disappointing moment in video game media history.

Not only are we awarding a game that was released 1/2 finished for 1/3 of the available consumers we are praising an RPG for failing so many things.

1) Main Quest sucks: Seriously, Alduin is probably one of the worst final bosses I have ever seen. I beat him in under 30 seconds. Not to mention that almost every character in the main quest was unlikable. Also, you are supposed to be this great dragonborne,but no one gives a crap about you.I just saved your soul from being eaten by the red eyes black dragon... and no one gives a crap. It is underwhelming, the main quest feels like you accomplished nothing

2) Guild quests follow the same story structure:
-Join guild
-Discover new power
-Investigate new power
-Someone in guild betrays you
-Leader is killed
-Take vengance for the guild
-Become new Guild leader

Not only do they follow this pattern, but narrative coherence is ruined. It seems like with every guild I must serve someone in the after life, but I have one soul... so what happens? Is my soul split into multiple pieces? Does Sithis get me on thurdays, and Nocternal gets it on fridays?

3)None of the characters are interesting. Seriously, name one that is. The only character I liked was Parthanax, only because he sounded like Optimus Prime. Thats it. And you don't feel attachment to any of these characters because they just have the same lines. Plus, you will forget most of their names just because after their short quest, you will forget about them. Please, tell me how deep a character Lydia is,and that she was not a simple packmule for your stuff.

4)Dumbed down RPG mechanics. Combat boils down to this floaty meele combat, and spells and you do not feel that powerful just because of the lack of feedback you get.

5) The game will just feel like a fetch quest after a while. You do not even remember the reason why you even get some stuff. I found the elder scroll while doing a mission for the mages guild, and then Parthanax will send me to go get it. Thats what the game boils down to, just get this thing for this guy.The game feels like it is giving you chores. Seriously, during the VGA award predictions a girl from Machinima said that, and she was excited. Now based on my former comments i hate the misogynistic insults that are thrown towards female gamers, but that statement made me yell go back to the kitchen. Im not proud, but if you are going to do chores... why pay 60 bucks for it?

6)Dragon battles are so random it is ridiculous. Im going to collect flowers for this Khajit.. and I now have to fight one blood dragon, one ancient dragon and one frost dragon all at the same time.. not to mention the fact the game is moving at 1 frame per second.

7)Glitches... need I say more. Hell most of the discussions I had with friends about Skyrim is not about oh I did this cool thing... It goes more like what glitch did you get... Thats the most memorable part of the game, the glitches

Seriously with all this, the gaming press still showered Skyrim with accolade upon accolade it was insulting that we are praising broken games when games like demon souls, Skyward sword, Portal 2, Uncharted 3, Batman arkham city, deus ex human revolution, L.A Noire(it tried something new, no one can deny that) are all spat on for this game. Its insulting.
Nimblest-Assassin  +   393d ago
I actually complained so much, I went over the 4000 character limit.

The AIAS... this "prestigious" not only gives the game best story, but best game design and direction.

For all these glitches? For giving the middle finger to a 1/3 of its consumers?

VGA Bethesda Best Studio- BULLSH*T

The only reason I bought Skyrim is because of how much I liked Fallout 3, and that was the GOTY edition I bought 2 years after the game released -_- Should have known better

I refuse to trust many critics after the atrocity that was Skyrim... I bought the game on my own choices, they did not influence me. But the amount of praise our media gave to an unfinished product is so baffling it is insulting to both players and many game makers.

Our media is a joke, Gamesradar who also gave Skyrim GOTY.. is now posting this article. Like I said, our media is a joke

Edit: I noticed most of these flaws because I did not play this: http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Pause the video every second for a more accurate depiction of what I got

Oh, and if anyone wants to argue with those points I made above..go for it. I have a lot more, but I am to lazy to type them all, and also I can validate all of them
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mynameisEvil  +   393d ago
Ah, THANK YOU. I have people insulting me, telling me Skyrim is better than Fallout New Vegas. I swear, every tiem I hear that Skyrim is better than NV or F3 is better than NV, it makes me want to shove a damn arrow in their knees. Just... stab it in there as if I were doing some girl.

I'm not saying Skyrim is a bad game. I, in fact, think it's a good game, but it's not a great game, ESPECIALLY without mods. I only recently started turning it on every now and then as opposed to not playing it at all. The thing is, after the time I've spent with Skyrim compared to the amount of time I've spent with just F3 shows that Skyrim just doesn't have quite the spark that game did. Obsidian upped F3 in that department, too, as I haven't stopped playing NV since it was released.

I think Skyrim's major problem is that it isn't a very good role-playing game. It isn't. Angry Joe says it's the RPG that he'll compare all others to, numerous gaming sites said the same thing then gave it GotY and FOR WHAT?

I'll tell you what it is. Forgive me for sounding a bit like a troll and mentioning FNV again, but FNV is obviously an upgrade from F3. It had more features, it was, believe it or not, less buggy than F3 was, it was more loyal to Fallout lore, as expected, and it was just a better RPG. Metacritic score? 84. Fallout 3 MC score? 91. It's just Bethesda's name and money...

*sniff sniff* I smell bullshit.
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EVILDEAD360  +   385d ago
So many spoilers from haters..pitiful.

I despise how gamers who just can't give their opinion without throwing spoilers into the comments section.

Completely unnecessary..I you hate a game just say you hated it.

Doesn't matter..Elder Scrolls is phenomial on the 360. Let the haters hate..lol..it won't mean anything.

Evil
FredEffinChopin  +   393d ago
Rason #1 to hate Skyrim:

It gets your website a whole bunch of hits to do so.
EVILDEAD360  +   385d ago
Ding Ding Ding..the winner of this comments section goes to...Fred

Evil
arnyftw  +   393d ago
I disliked it, and im a Bethesda fan. I have played Oblivion, F 3 and NV and I havent finished Skyrim and I doubt I ever will. It is just to boring to play, all the quests seem the same and nothing in this game is fun even when you mess around. The dragons just feel like spam after a while and it just becomes routine killing them, if fallout 4 is like Skyrim and loses its fun aspect I would consider Bethesda a lost studio in which I have lost all hope and another studio gone all casual.
DoomeDx  +   394d ago
Wow, n4g still getting ''top 5 reasons to hate (insert game)'' from games that have been released 6 months ago?

"We were going to think of a fifth reason, but then we took an arrow to the knee

Skyrim is responsible for the “I was going to blank, but then I took an arrow to the knee” "

Lol they got the meme all wrong.
It should be ''I used to be (...) Like you, but then i toke an arrow to the knee''
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krazykombatant  +   393d ago
It's gamesradar, they do this every year for the past couple of years. They had a week of love as well.

Lets not kid ourselves there are points in which they are correct. The meme is the stupidest thing ever.
Awesome_Gamer  +   393d ago
The game is fcking awesome.. i just hate bugs and glitches
snipes101  +   393d ago
Plus, as someone who frequents the site, it is pretty obvious that this is all done with something of a sly wink; one of those "just to be a cock for the fun of it" kind of things.

Gamesradar is a cheekily humorous site, and this content falls right in with that.

Gamesradar is kind of like the show "Cheers." You have to know the characters of the actors and the show itself to really see why what they say is funny.
Hellsvacancy  +   394d ago
The ONLY thing i dont like about Skyrim is the combat, it was the same as Oblivion, Fallout 3 etc, i know thats how Bethseda do things, i didnt "hate2 it, but it doesnt mean i loved it

I wish for a game with the exploration of Skyrim but the combat Of Dark souls, next gen im sure
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lategamer  +   393d ago
Go back to Oblivion, and then play Skyrim. The combat was much improved. However, it still is lacking, and hopefully Bethesda steps it up with there next title.
Zha1tan  +   393d ago
Can anyone give me one reason why it was considered that Skyrim was the best game of the year when it released but suddenly as it got more and more popular it became "cool" to hate it.
dark-hollow  +   393d ago
skyrim is only hated here for "obvious" reasons.
Zha1tan  +   393d ago
Oh I see why now but really if your not playing an elder scrolls game on PC, your doing it wrong.
dark-hollow  +   393d ago
n4g has a majority of ps3 players + skyrim ps3 version had a lot of major issues = ??????

you do the equation.
ShinMaster  +   393d ago
Seriously?
You think think it's just the save file bug/lag glitch that's the only problem? lol

You don't have to play the PS3 version to hate it. There are many people who played it on either 360 or PC(as I did) and dislike it.
Average combat, forgettable story, bland characters and animations, fetch quests, things you do don't matter and no one in the game cares or notices, other bugs and glitches, it's boring.
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NegativeCreepWA  +   393d ago
Because on the Internet its cool to hate whats popular. Halo, Skyrim, COD, and, WoW are all good examples.
kaveti6616  +   393d ago
"I hated Skyrim before it was cool to hate Skyrim."
MysticStrummer  +   393d ago
Many people didn't consider Skyrim to be the best game of the year, no matter which platform. Some things about it are great, but some things about it are very average. Personally I thought Dark Souls was a better game by a mile.
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kaveti6616  +   393d ago
"Many people didn't consider Skyrim to be the best game of the year"

That's vague. Many as in 5? 15? 150? 1,500? 15,000?

I can say, many many many more people considered it GOTY.

And since you can't please everybody, it makes sense that some people wouldn't like Skyrim.
lategamer  +   393d ago
People hate on things that are popular. Mario, Call of Duty, Halo, etc. More popular = more hate.
sly-Famous  +   393d ago
I can give you one reason.........Demons Soul.
Skywalker1234  +   393d ago
1) Its over rated

2) Its not very good ( like most bethesda games this gen)

3) Everything they listed was correct, it is buggy boring and broken
WeskerChildReborned  +   393d ago
It's not overrated. It's actually a good game i mean it's so good that the side quests are even good. They aren't just some boring side quests.
Skywalker1234  +   393d ago
its terrible
lategamer  +   393d ago
I thought the game was great. Not over rated at all. Huge world, great graphics, etc. Big step over Oblivion. Going into the wilderness, hunting deer, or seeing a dragon fighting a giant, etc. The game wasn't perfect, combat could be better, etc. but the pros outweighed the cons.

After a generation of linear titles, shooters, rpgs, etc. It was nice to see a game like Skyrim. The races were unique, character creation was fun, leveling up was done well and so were the skill tree's.

As for bugs, I only experienced a few. The worst was slow down during a specific mission (forgot which one) and some freezing during the Dark Brotherhood quest line. I was playing on 360 if it matters.

I dunno, I really loved the game. I thought Bethesda crafted an amazing world. Vampires, Werewolves, Daedrea, the Septims, Dragons, etc. The lore in Elder Scrolls is just so great, and it's great to see references to previous Elder Scroll games. And some of the quest were so great, assassinating Kings, Summoning a dragon & laying siege, and learning the shouts.
thornh  +   393d ago
First, I didn't read this article yet. I'll give the author the benefit of the doubt and assume he made an intelligent statement or two. That being said, Skyrim is imperfect perfection. It does so many things so well the imperfections just become part of the world. There have been very few games I have played where I just want to keep going back. And the amazing thing is for all the time I have invested into the world it just keeps giving more and more! I don't know if I will ever be able to see all of Skyrim but I sure do want to try. I can't wait for the DLC/Expansion pack to be announced. I'm sure it will be epic! It's time for us Stormcloaks to go after the Thalmor!

And guess what, I play it on my PS3...
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InTheLab  +   393d ago
I have the PC version and I completely agree with everything the author said aside from the skill tree (hate that for another reason...thanks sh**y console interface).

The game is a broken boring mess. It shouldn't matter that it's only REALLY broken on one platform. It's still only a little broken on all platforms...but of course the raging fanboys will tell you that the game is perfect.

Never mind how laughably imbalanced the game is. How many dull ass caves have you ran through that had an easy boss but an inexplicably difficult WTF Draugr 2 thirds the way through.

How many times has your dumb as rocks companion set off some trap that sends you to your most recent quick save?

What about the worst steath mechanic in all of gaming?

Wait...place a barrel over someone's head and rape them in broad daylight? OK....

Skyrim is terrible. I dare any of you PC Skyrim players to uninstall all of those game fixing mods and play the game Bethesda shipped broken and tell me how it deserved GoTY?
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Hard74Core  +   393d ago
My issue was with the glitches, I put 100 hours in and when trying to get the last two words of the slow time shout I was unable to do so due to a glitch.
Almir908  +   393d ago
It's a decent game for me. It's not too bad and not too good. I have the game on Ps3 so you already know the crap I went through with the bugs and glitches that was unbearable. I also found the combat very stale. My main account uses a shield and an axe. I'm level 62 btw so I had a long experience with this game. It's usually block with shield and swing until your opponent is dead. And now that I actually leveled up my account to such a high level got 100 in Armour, blocking, and one handed; I don't even need the shield anymore...I swing 3 to 4 times and my enemies are dead.. I don't like that. The main story was also extremely short. Kind of reminds me of Fallout 3's story length but Fallout's story is amazing. I don't understand why this game is given so many GOTY awards when I believe games which were incredible like Batman Arkham City, Portal 2, Dark Souls, and sure Uncharted 3 all deserved the rewards. I guess it's just the hype and maybe bribe... idk..
FlashBack  +   393d ago
This article is pointless, why would I want to hate something? If I enjoy it, don't try to take that joy from me, let me keep the illusion and have fun.
krazykombatant  +   393d ago
week of hate in gamesradar seriously... I'm surprised people don't know they do this every year its hilarious...
FlashBack  +   393d ago
Oh , sorry then , didn't read it, because of what I said above, i'll check it out.
paydayp  +   393d ago
5 reasons 7 pages F*** it
ddurand1  +   393d ago
its the worst when sites do that.

"12 of the sexiest girls in the music biz"

and theres 24 pages to click through. no thanks.
ddurand1  +   393d ago
not clicking seven pages to read 5 reasons why the game sucked.

i traded it in because it was very repetitive and i couldnt stop playing the game and pick it up a few wks after. i had forgotten everything i was doing and it was hard to pick it back up.

so to gamestop it went.
BraveToaster  +   393d ago
Because it's shallow, boring, the characters suck, the voice actors suck, the crafting system is broken as hell, the AI level scaling means there is absolutely no difficulty. Putting the difficulty up only makes the game even more tedious. The game is a ton of broken promises from Bethesda. <3 Todd Howard and his lies~~~~~~
I remember being told there was gonna be a BRAND NEW ENGINE, then what do we get? The same engine that still looks like shit and has aged like milk.
NeoTribe  +   393d ago
I never beat skyrim but any game that could keep me interested for 200 hours is a winner in my book. I was even on the o so critisized ps3 version which didnt seem to bother me much at all. Got my moneys worth and thats all that matters.
SuperBeast811  +   393d ago
I only have one reason PS3 PORT!!
Dms2012  +   393d ago
Five reasons to hate something, well thats new.
NeXXXuS  +   393d ago
It needs more cowbell.
SuperBeast811  +   392d ago
Agreed.
Human Analog  +   393d ago
I think he is wring on point #2. The world does NOT level up with you. It is already there waiting for your level 3 character to stumble upon an orc at level 20. It is like Fallout 3 in that regard.
MeatAbstract  +   393d ago
My problem with Skyrim is it's the jack of all trades and master of non. Yes, you can learn magic and fight with swords, get on a horse and ride out and do quests and go in dungeons and fight banits and on and on it goes.

On paper that all sounds well and good. In practice it's all rather underwhelming.

I got it for the 360 and hardly came across many bugs. Then again, I put about 20 hours in, max. Cause I got bored. There are games that have better exploration, better combat, better stories and characters and use of magic. Sure, it's all crammed into this one game but it doesn't do any of these things particulary well.
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ninavoljic  +   393d ago
number one reason to hate for that website: pop-up ads on every link you click.
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Horny  +   393d ago
I just wasn't into the game, don't hate it but it bored me a bit. Story didn't suck me in and neither did the gameplay. I can see why ppl would like it though.
CadDad  +   393d ago
I wrote this on a blog awhile ago.

http://www.pro-vidiots.blog...

I loved the game, but I had a few complaints. Anything you spend that much time with gets you thinking about what might have been.

-CadDad
nihonlight  +   393d ago
The Ps3 version of skyrim is an abomination.
They clearly don't give a $#!t about PS3 owners.
Bring on the Xbox DLC bugthesda you lazy ...&%$#@*
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entitygm  +   393d ago
All Skyrim needs is a more interesting combat system. Something more than swing(slowly), block, backpedal, repeat forever.

Now if you got Dark Souls combat + Skyrim's world? Sign me up. As it stands now I gotta agree with the article, the game gets boring after a while.
SnipeySnake  +   393d ago
Page 4 is one of the reasons why I'm not into WRPGs. Some other reasons are how the music (both variety and quality) aren't good. Stories and characters are bland. Dungeon's aren't really exciting and unique. The worlds in general are usually the basic elves, dragons, wizards, etc, nothing ever new and unique. Course this is all just my opinion and a lot of people are definitely gonna disagree with me but I'm hoping someone could change my mind and maybe help me get into WRPGs? Or maybe WRPGs just aren't for me... :/

Edit: Oh forgot to mention the battle system...yeah the post above mine should explain...
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Silly gameAr  +   393d ago
It's overrated is the only thing I can think of.
aaronobst  +   393d ago
The downright disrespectful kick in the nuts I recieved when I purchased the PS3 Version...

It was a total gong show once my save file hit 11+MB, freezing every 10-20 minutes and a framerate capped around 8-10fps. I've never seen anything like it.

The Playstation version was not NOT fit for store shelves and I'm gobsmacked Bethesda even got away with it, let alone winning GOTY and motherfucking STUDIO OF THE YEAR (of all things)

And before you tell me that it's nothing short of amazing on PC so what? I chose the PS3 version and that's that. Bethesda shouldn't have made such a shameful port if they couldn't handle it in the first place...

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