10 Games to Play When You’re High as a Kite

Today is 4/20, which has become synonymous with getting high as a kite and because of that fact I wanted to run down the top 10 video games to play when you are high as a kite. If you’re reading this right now, chances are you’re pretty high and are having difficulty getting through this first sentence. That’s okay, do your thing, forget about those taxes you still haven’t filed, and play one of the videogames listed below. Also, don’t let the backwards-counting of this list take you for a mentally unstable ride. You’re going to be okay. I’ll finish this introductory paragraph later. I’m going to smoke a bowl first (because I live in Amsterdam and have the legal right to do so).

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thorstein1951d ago (Edited 1951d ago )

Really? How is Netflix a game?

The Dave Chappelle clip at the bottom is funny.

But I don't 420.... I 419. So all you lames can go somewhere cause I just got high a minute before you.

Cosmit1951d ago

You got high a minute earlier!?

hay1951d ago

So, you're getting high before it's cool. What a dedicated hipster.

GanjaMan1950d ago (Edited 1950d ago )

and i bet i got baked before u, im 18 now and first had a zoot wen i was 13 but i aint goin round braggin enit

Perjoss1950d ago

from previous experience avoid RTS stuff, or anything else that requires even basic to advanced tactics lol.

thorstein1950d ago


lulz. I first got baked before you were born. Second, with a name that has anything to do with marijuana chances are you haven't even seen it let alone smoked it.

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MariaHelFutura1951d ago

Every game is better w/ some herb in the mix.

geth1gh1950d ago

Agreed. I can't spend more than a hour in a game these days unless I'm smoking.

ATi_Elite1951d ago

1. Madden Football/Tecmo Bowl
2. Tony Hawk Pro Skater
3. GTA (doesn't matter which one)
4. SSX (the adrenalin rush you get from this game while high is awesome)
5. Street Fighter 2 Super Duper I'm so High Edition
6. NBA2k
7. Max Payne (the bullet time seems to last an eternity)
8. Battlefield 3 (for about 15 minutes before it completely sobers you up)
9. APB Reloaded (the ONLY way to play it is high)
10. Need For Speed / Gran Turismo

I've probably smoked a Rain Forrest while playing Madden and Tecmo Bowl through the years.

BF3 is like SO REAL while inebriated but the game quickly sobers you up! Why I don't know!

P.S. getting High is bad for your brain and it makes you lazy. Just Say No!

hay1951d ago (Edited 1951d ago )

GT5 + beer + weed + steering wheel + 3d(optional) = gaming nirvana.

Too... much... fun...

F7U121950d ago (Edited 1950d ago )


this would be amazing while tripping on a XTC/acid mix. lol

Hellsvacancy1950d ago

AWESOME, im baked now, ive only been out of bed for 15 minutes

Everybody should smoke pot or atleast try it once in there lives, youll be surprised in how much it can expand your imagination

ATi_Elite1949d ago

Weed does expand your imagination (like the first few times you do it, then your chasing the dragon) but it also kills your brain cells, makes you lazy, gives you horrible mood swings, and is a gateway drug to much much worser things.


Go bungee jump, ride a roller coaster, or sky dive cause nothing is better than an adrenaline rush!

SPAM-FRITTER-1231950d ago

i smoked weed for over 10 years without a day off. i stopped when i had my kids and never looked back. im richer,healthier and lot more switched on.

i find bragging about smoking weed to be very childish and think how much of a tosser i was doing it.

i will admit one thing though...i dont enjoy my music as much as used to. i used to listen to bone thugs all day long. now i listen to otis reading and zapp and rogers and i im only 26 lol.

Edward751950d ago

I know that many people smoke weed, and many like myself smoked when we were younger and have stopped for the most part, but even though I'll get many disagrees, this article shouldn't have been approved to put up. As of right now it is still illegal and ties gaming to smoking pot. Yes it happens, but in a small way this promotes it. We all know that young kids and teens frequent this site not cool n4g. Not cool.

KillerPwned1950d ago


I completely agree with what you say. I smoke occasionally, I never buy just if one of my stoner friends offer it. I rather smoke than take in something that will damage my liver. This will be the last year I smoke as I make my way into med school. Can't have that shit in your system when in the medical field. Its fun to enjoy, I do not regret it has I have had some fun times but after mostly this summer I won't look back.

As long as people can be responsible with it just like drinking. I do not see a big deal as a lot of people make it up to be. Everyone just needs to know when its time to quit and really grow up.

CDzNutts1950d ago

Haha sounds like you got burnt out early. I'm 29 now but its more of a weekend/end of the week practice.

That every day burn is never good.

SPAM-FRITTER-1231950d ago (Edited 1950d ago )

CDzNutts lol i didn't burn out i just didn't want my kids growing up around it. im white and my girlfriend is black jamaican so we smoked heavy till we made a pact not to smoke no more. now we get on better and get a bigger buzz through our kids.

i just added up 10 X 365 day = 3650 x £20 a day habbit = £73,000 lol.

i got money, i got my kids, i got a nice house and a sweet 3D gaming rig set-up. weed aint got nothing on the good life.

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you know i always wonder what happened to that snoop dog game ? it had its own story in gameinformer back in 2008

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mynameisEvil1951d ago (Edited 1951d ago )

An article that helps high people... *rolls eyes*

DrPepper1951d ago

and whats wrong with that?

mynameisEvil1951d ago

People shouldn't be getting high in the first place. Have a problem with my opinion? I don't care.

Do us a favor and Google "health effects of weed" and educate yourself. Just like drinking or using any other drug, it's utterly pointless and detrimental to pretty much everything and everyone except the company or person selling it.

Army_of_Darkness1951d ago (Edited 1951d ago )

FOR A GUY WHO'S NAME IS Evil, you sure are a goody too shoes. lmao!

Relax evil wanna be guy, people who smoke weed ain't all bad people ya know..

-Alpha1951d ago (Edited 1951d ago )

Can you name me some conclusive long-term effects? How about some damaging short term effects?

Drinking is much worse. You may feel it's detrimental, but why do anything then? You sound like you need to get a little high, actually.

hay1951d ago (Edited 1951d ago )

Not getting high from time to time is like not exceeding speed limit occasionally.
Not getting drunk and do stupid and funny things.
Not trying out different sexual positions that might bring more pleasure to both.
Not playing casual games being hardcore gamer.
Not drinking coffee in the morning to have strength through the day.
Not eating that highly calloric dish that's so incredibly tasty.

I could even drag it under: not even be alive or sane. Because how we perceive world is strongly influenced by chemicals and enzymes our body produce and use. Even DMT which is classified as highly dangerous drug naturally occurs in our organisms and is getting us high little by little as we grew older.

Don't be stupid Hollywood evil. Evil needs educated and intelligent agents.

dredgewalker1951d ago

I have to say I met more drunk people who are stupid than people who are high on weed. I also have 9 riding buddies dead because of drunk driving so I find alcohol much more evil than weed.

Spydiggity1950d ago (Edited 1950d ago )

so you first say that people shouldn't be getting high in the first place, then you question someone's problem with your opinion? you obviously have a problem with any who's opinion is that it's okay to smoke.

and who are you to tell anyone else what they should and shouldn't do. people like you are the types of people who stand on the corner with signs trying to spread your closed mindedness, then you go home to stick your thumb up your dogs bum.

btw, "Ikaruga: This game is incredibly difficult (Ninja Gaiden 3 is another choice if you can't find ikrauga) when you’re sober, so there is no way you’re going to be able to do it while under the influence of marijuana."

spoken like a person that doesn't actually smoke. so explain those of us who seem to perform slightly better while baked...i do agree though, it's a good stoner game.

so many games that are super obvious and aren't actually very good stoner games on this list though. i would replace most of the list with Resident Evil, Amnesia, Alan Wake, Portal 2 Co-Op with a stoned friend, World of Warcraft, Super Stardust HD, Ratchet and Clank, Saints Row 2, Shadow of the Colossus.

truly, nearly all games are better while baked...except LA Noire. that game was a total buzz kill.

b163o11950d ago (Edited 1950d ago )

If people would stop listening to what everyone else is saying about weed and smoke a joint, relax and enjoy some music they'd realize that they've been dooped there whole lives. Roll that S***, Lite that s***, pass that s***.


L.A. Noire tapped me every time also...

HeavyRain is my pic